you quite numb down there?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

that was not what i meant
and no, tender and sensitive as a baby orchid, thank you very much.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Not this one, too?

( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

it's not a romantic issue
it's a work issue

but never mind
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Better than bad, then!

( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)

i have read this three times and i still don't understand it
is that your fault or mine?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Makes sense to me.
Not as bad as the worst scenario. Better than bad.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

i would ten times rather have romantic hassles than work hassles
romantic hassles - drink a bottle of vodka, pull someone else. sorted.

work hassles - doom, death, decay.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I forget about work the moment I leave the office.
So I guess we have a different work/life priority paradigm going on.

I'm thinking about a career change, incidentally.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

career sex
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I'm a barely attractive man.
I'd be a fucking hideous woman. No point in making myself less likely to get action.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Go 50/50:
Double your chances.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

No flaw in this logic.

( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

To quote Jim Jefferies
It's hard to be a stud, you need to be good looking, witty, have great hair, money and a fake job.
It's easy to be a slut, you just have to be THERE.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Because of my own incredible shallowness where looks are concerned,
I tend to assume others are the same. I shall take your post under advisement.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I'm not shallow
I just have high standards. Totally different. Yep.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I don't kid myself.
I'm a horrible, horrible person.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Oh that's good, it can get over and done in the adbreaks and nobody will be disapointed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)