My fault
I finally realised I have a disorder :(

www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12759993
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:50, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are you really that bad?

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

God no
I can't wait to give up this shitty diet that I'm on. I had a 36oz steak the other night and it was better than sex. I'd rather be happy eating the food I love.

And getting horrendously drunk on a marvellous bottle of Pauillac.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

You Texans and your meat : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Is 'Texan' the new slang for 'gay'?
As in: I went to a Texan bar last night and picked up a fruit n nut...?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Nope!
He's originally from Texas.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I still think we should try to push this slang
That Marc Almond, he's a ten-gallon Texan.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I'm not sure.
Kristine got very angry when we called her a septic.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Really? It's not particularly offensive.
Perhaps a little derogatory. But no more so than "merkin".
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

It reminds her of poo.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

But being reminded of hairy minges is ok?

( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

She hangs out with lesbians so I guess it is.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Fair enough!

( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I'd rather you didn't
I have enough people going "Hurr, steers and queers hurr durr."
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Do you reply "I'mma steer my foot up yo' ass, beyatch!"?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Nope, but I will now!
*writes down*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

The steak was nice too etc
www.b3tards.com/u/d428866fa3abf02a2e6a/download1.jpg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

*bokes*

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

:(
You shouldn't gag on my meat
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

It's just a little too big for me : P

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Glad to hear it!
I relax my diet at weekends because giving up the joy of eating great food would turn 'living' into 'merely existing'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I can't see how a good diet includes more than two pounds of red meat at one sitting.
Is it recommended by the british beef society?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I try to avoid red meat as it is loosely linked to macular degeneration
Luckily my girlfriend's condition means it's less of a wrench that it rightfully should be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I don't want that, so I will ignore your advice.
*walks in to door frame*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

You can't catch it!
Not even from shagging!

Much as with wit, charm and style, you've either got it or you haven't. Most people will develop it to some extent in their 60s or 70s. I'm just lucky enough to have it now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I'll be dead by then so it doesn't really matter.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

That's the attitude!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

That's one I definitely don't have.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I have a pic of you from Saturday that proves this

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Nicking Amberl's dinner, perchance?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

No, you were untangling your hair
And happened to be pulling a gurny-moonface when I snapped a pic.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

After seeing you
I developed geniophobia.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Insecuritylolz
genio ithyphallo
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Congratulations
That is the first strikethrough I've ever seen where I don't know the meaning before or after
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

You are a terrible penis, it's true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)

What's it called
when you make it your life's work to eat as many endangered species as possible? I've got that one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Details please
*produces RSPCA checklist*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I think it is called aristocracy.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)