Heights, bumrape (seriously) and being horribly mauled by a massive fuck-off tiger
Alt: Atticus Finch (he was a lawyer, OK?) but I don't think that's what you're getting at. Gotta be Chief Clancy Wiggum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Heights is not irrational
I actually read your post as being bumraped by a massive tiger which I thought was quite a niche fear, though entirely justified
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Let's face it, he more likely to be bumraped by a tiger than I am of getting eaten by a dinosaur.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Monty is quite the dinosaur

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Yeah but she'd love him to eat her

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

THAT'S THE JO.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

A little uncouth for a Tuesday afternoon, don't you think ?

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

You were inviting me, Monty, Jeff and Sporters to take turns plowing you half an hour ago
So no
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Ok! I guess not.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Uncouth on here?
I have yet to observe such a thing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Depends on the standards by which one judges
You have to develop a new definition of low on your scale around here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I'm scared of falling from heights it is absolutely, categoricall impossible for me to fall from though
Like the 3-inch wide gaps you can see between balustrades if you look down a flight of stairs.

Oh, and thank you for adding "being bumraped by a massive tiger" to my list of fears.

You shit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)

No, I concur
I don't like looking up at tall buildings. It makes the back of my legs go funny
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)

That's rheumatism

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Could be

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Does nobody else get this?
It is a really odd feeling, like my legs hurt when I look up at a tall building. No? Just me then
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I get wobbly legs in that situation but they don't hurt

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Its not hurt as such, just weird
It was the best way I could describe it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Is it accompanied by a warm, moist feeling of relief?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Sometimes
Depends on how high the building is
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I recommend nappies
and not looking up ever again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)

A cunning plan
though I'm not sure they do them in 6'1" fat cunt Active Fit sizes as yet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Course they do
Haven't you seen Sumo Wrestling?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Try walking over an old pier
and looking down at the sea between the gaps in the planks. NOT GOOD.
(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Ugh, even thinking about that makes me feel nauseous
Thank god I'm not also an emetophobe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I'm not very good at heights either.
I think when my nephew pointed out the drop to the sea the last time we were in Blackpool I nearly had to crawl back to the beach.
(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)

The Eiffel Tower put the shit right up me
Fuck me, that thing is taller than it looks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)

This!
First time I walked up to the Eiffel Tower I honestly thought I was hallucinating
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)

That is because you are fat and unfit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Harsh, I was 12
I'm fat and unfit NOW
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Have you tried the walk of faith at the top of the tower?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I'm alright with heights as long as there's a sturdy barrier there.
Burdock Way in Halifax town centre really gives me the willies, as it's higher than most of the buildings around it and the barrier is very low.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)

The walkway along part of the top of the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona is fucking scary
View is amazing, as long as you don't soil yourself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)

try this out for size
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QliBL-AQiAY
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)