Violent cough, back pain, headache, lethargy, diminished appetite
And just generally feeling grotty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sounds to Dr Jeff like you've got 'a touch of the lurgy'
I suggest you take hot Ribena and maybe some biscuits or chocolate.

If that fails. Try Beechams.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I have a refreshers ice lolly downstairs
but I'm feeling a bit too weak.

/flails
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I can offer you a *there there* if that helps at all?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:11, Reply)

A cup of fucking tea would be lovely.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:15, Reply)

lucozade and soup. Not together though.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)

No appetite.
Soup would be too much.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Shame
I have some proper awesome Jewish-momma styley chicken and mushroom soup which I am sure would make you feel massively better. But I also have no way of getting it to you...
(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Aww, thanks though.
Excited for Friday? Worked out your menu yet?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:20, Reply)

hope you feel better dudette.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I can give you the recipe
if you can muster up the energy to make it! I think I'm going to make chilli con carne and chocolate kahlua cheesecake. Bless him, he seems really keen.
(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:23, Reply)

I have a bit of a thing about chicken, I have to admit
but thank you nonetheless. And that sounds delicious. Best of luck!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Ah - you don't like to eat it, do you?
Sorry!
(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Not REAL chicken
will make an exception for tori katsu curry though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:32, Reply)

It gives me the creeps
like fat on red meat, and prawns.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:33, Reply)

I grant you prawns look pretty weird
tasty little buggers though.

I can give you a recipe for potato, leek and smokey bacon soup if you prefer? That too is many kinds of awesome and it's even healthy!
(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)

That sounds delicious.
/ac

Yes please!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:38, Reply)

1 onion
4 leeks
4ish fist-ish sized potatoes
chicken stock cube
tub half fat creme fraiche/single cream if feeling naughty
smokey bacon
salt and pepper to taste

chop onions and leeks and fry them in a bit of butter until soft. Stick in pan with peeled, cubed potatoes and enough water to cover the lot, stock cube and boil until potatoes are very soft. Pour off (but keep) about half the water and blend all the veg (or mash it if you don't have a blender), add the water back in until desired consistency reached. Season, add chopped grilled bacon, NOM.
(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:45, Reply)

That will be filed for future nomming.
Thank you!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:47, Reply)

It's almost offensively easy to make
especially if you have a blender. And very very tasty.
(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:55, Reply)

What chilli recipe do you use?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:27, Reply)

One out of my head.

EDIT - however if you have one which you'd recommend I shall definitely have a look at it.
(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Oooh.. Challenge.
Give me ten mins.

This Nigella one looks good.

www.nigella.com/recipes/view/chilli-con-carne-with-chocolate-3650
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Similar
I put chocolate in mine, plus a couple of other things that she doesn't.
(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Like?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Wine, coriander, cinnamon and cumin.
possibly some other stuff, can't remember off the top of my head.
(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Chili Con Curry?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:52, Reply)

*shrug*

(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Biscuits?
Timtams are Poppet's favourite.



Not sure what that says about Poppet.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:20, Reply)

That sounds horrible
I diagnose the lurgy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I need a backrub and a cuddle

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:10, Reply)

aww
no way of getting them?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:15, Reply)

I'm not exactly very sexy right now.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)

pfft sexy doesn't come into it
get him round for a cuddle
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:32, Reply)

He's out at a jam.
Besides, I wouldn't be much fun.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:33, Reply)

You don't always have to be fun
cuddles on demand is a perk of being in a relationship!
(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Not when one of you's busy, though.
I will bide my time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Aww warm a pillow or something
and drag everything you need together in one push
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:41, Reply)

I will have an ice pop and go to sleep, I think
though I've got caught up in Homestuck. Which I can see being incredibly dangerous.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:45, Reply)

What is Homestuck?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

a long-running webcomic.
Starts oddly as a self-referential knockoff of the Sims, gets gradually weirder.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:55, Reply)