Homie, I'm witcha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I saw your girlfriend on the TV last night.
She's far too good for you.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I keep on telling her that, that she should dump his sorry ass and move on. I was just saying the other day "What on earth do you think you're doing? You're not getting any younger, just look at him....
... what the hell do you see in that loser? Fucking hell, Lusty, you're a good looking girl, stunning actually, any guy would be lucky to be with you. I know this sounds cleyshayed but you can do soooo much better, why don't you listen to everyone you know who's telling you this? You've seen Jermey Kyle, right? What do you think he would say about this? .... Your voice is very echo'ey, are we on speaker phone? OK, listen, whatever he says, he won't change. Woh', what was that banging sound, did someone just leave the room? Ok, hold up one moment, this is very important, has he taken his oyster card with him and does he have a pass to zone 5? Oh phew, 1-4, I'm alright then."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

This is superb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

*dies laughing*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)