a colleague has just used the term "tweeple" in real life?
i think they deserve to be beaten to the ground and banned from the interwebs until they see there is a whole world outside.

who has annoyed you so far today and why?

alt q - naffest cd you have ever bought or concert you have been to?
( zulu eh?, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:51, 132 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I use internet terms all the time in real life.
I've got a mate coming round tomorrow night we can have whole conversations without using real life words.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

We believe you.
A mate, yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I'm very charming and witty in real life.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

You don't exist in real ife - you're like on some Tron type shit yo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

You should call them a 'fucking heelmet' and punch them in the groin.
Alt: I was once dragged against my will to some inbred backwater in (I think) Devon and this terrible band were on in the venue - never in my life have I heard such a tuneless, embarrassing load of shit. The worst was the guitarist - widdling away like a Downs Syndrome Yngwie Malmsteen, making the most horrific spasticated 'guitar faces', and with the gayest beard I've ever seen. I can't remember what they were called, though...something about 'Average Bears'...?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Gay Bears

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

that would be a better name

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

my boss has just pointed out that i am wearing odd shoes
one elegant cream stiletto. and one muddy ass-toning trainer.

stupid clients callimg me when i am half-way through getting ready.... i would have noticed if i had stood up before he came in! i'll never live this one down.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Oh dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

yeah
i am still blushing. and the hot trainee then announced that he had noticed but hadn't wanted to say anything.

curses.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Again, I say, oh dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)

it's the best thing that's happened to me today so far as well
this says a lot about how shit my life is right now!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Posting this here again so you can see what a Medusa Piercing is.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

yes but
does your cock still do that pre-cum thing?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

He's no idea, having not even seen it for over two years.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

The boss going massively OTT for no apparent reason
A mistake was thought to have been made, but a cursory check alone would have shown this wasn't the case. He didn't care, just flew off the handle. Had it been a real mistake, it would have been fucking massive though.

Alt Q: Worst CD was St Anger, worst gig was Disturbed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure what this has to do with BGB's fanny, but I'm pleased you steared the topic away from it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Homie, I'm witcha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I saw your girlfriend on the TV last night.
She's far too good for you.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I keep on telling her that, that she should dump his sorry ass and move on. I was just saying the other day "What on earth do you think you're doing? You're not getting any younger, just look at him....
... what the hell do you see in that loser? Fucking hell, Lusty, you're a good looking girl, stunning actually, any guy would be lucky to be with you. I know this sounds cleyshayed but you can do soooo much better, why don't you listen to everyone you know who's telling you this? You've seen Jermey Kyle, right? What do you think he would say about this? .... Your voice is very echo'ey, are we on speaker phone? OK, listen, whatever he says, he won't change. Woh', what was that banging sound, did someone just leave the room? Ok, hold up one moment, this is very important, has he taken his oyster card with him and does he have a pass to zone 5? Oh phew, 1-4, I'm alright then."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

This is superb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

*dies laughing*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

My Favourite TV Programme Ever was on again last night.
Featuring my future wife, Dr Francesca Stavrakopolou*. Last night she destroyed the widely-held belief that in Biblical times people were monotheistic in Israel, with clear and incontrovertible evidence. Also it seems God had a wife. She fucked this ghastly American rabbi's shit right up - all he could say was 'that's not the traditional belief'. We know, you dick.


*I love her so much I can now spell her surname without looking it up. Not that it will remain her surname for long.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

i do enjoy the word ghastly
it is woefully under-used.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I also like beastly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

a ia ity
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

look I slept with your misses once, that doesn't mean I'm into it all the time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I try to use that word as often as possible.
I quite regularly tell mr b3th to 'stop being beastly'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I saw this and thought of you
xoxo
damnyouautocorrect.com/images/fuhrer.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I saw this and thought of Monty
I think they're the same person www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1368621/David-Bowie-biography-From-reverence-Nazis-drugs-sex.html
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Ha ha The Mail
"he lives quietly in politically correct mixed matrimony with the Somalian supermodel Iman "

AKA HOLY SHIT SHES BLACK AND HES WHITE??? WTF THEY'RE ALLOWED TO BE MARRIED NOW? YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

House prices in their area have PLUMMETED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I am slightly crying with suppressed laughter now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

That website is brilliant in places
damnyouautocorrect.com/images/adopted-dyac.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

last weekend (I think)
a couple of mates and I read 14 pages of it in one sitting. We were laughing so hard it hurt.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Yeah I was reading through them with a mate last night
This is my all time fave damnyouautocorrect.com/images/leaving-you.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)

ha aha haha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

damnyouautocorrect.com/images/butthole.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

damnyouautocorrect.com/images/fuckweasel.jpg

hahaha
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I call fake on these...unless people have these additional words saved into their dictiinaries and type ike fat fingered spakkers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I suspect a bit of all three

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

agreed
however, the iphone does have some ridiculous shit in its auto-correct, and i can't work out how to disable it. for instance, it popped up with "schnozzola" the other night. wtf. is that even a word?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It sounds like a large Jewish nose to me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

won't open for me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Not a problem I have with your missus' legs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

She doesn't have any legs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Don't go near her.
She's a 'bubble'. Look what happened the last time.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

"Also it seems God had a wife"
I seem to recall her stating that it was 'Jesus' who had a wife. Should I presume that you have opened your heart (strikethrough opportunity alert) and let the Lord fill you with his love?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Pedetrians plugged into their phones/ipods
Just look before you cross a road. Glad I bought that horn. Turned a promising sunny long cycle into work into an adrenaline fueled game of reverse frogger.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I've heard people say, "ooh that was a bit lastminute.com" death to them all
Most embarassing record - Rednex Cotton Eye Joe

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddgyg_5FF_0
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

i didnt answer the alt q
i was forced to go to watch james blunt



twice
( zulu eh?, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

what's a tweeple?
Currently irritating me is o2 and their shitty 5 day delivery service which magically extends to whenever the fuck they feel like delivering my new shiny.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

What shiny have you gone for?
I like o2, they sent me free chocolate completely randomly. Nobody else I know who's on o2 got the free chocolate.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

no one else is as effeminate or needy as you though
unless Darth is on O2
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Em got upset when o2 didn't send her chocolate
She then blamed me, because she's a woman and that's what they're like.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

That's what some women are like.
A lot of them but not all.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I am aware of this
But sometimes mass generalisation can be fun.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

damnyouautocorrect.com/images/smelling-shit.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I'm not
I thoroughly look forward to meeting Labs in June so I can conclusively prove that he is neither as effeminate nor as needy as I am
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

he's as you would expect
awesome tattoos as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I don't front on here
And thanks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I'll be booking gig tickets on payday
Have some local friends who are also going, so will be a small crowd of us. The venue's pretty funky too, it's where we shot the music video on Monday. They have Tammy Wynette's Winnebago in the backstage area, along with a dalek, a retro dodgems car and other odd memorabilia.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

oh my god I broke the mirrored door in the winnebago last time I was there
Also could this post be any more "LOOK AT ME I WAS IN A MUSIC VIDEO VALIDATE ME VALIDATTTTEEEE MEEEEE"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I could have spammed the place with pics
So yes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I bet they are all on facebook already, all tagged with your face
And you were updating your fb status whilst there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I just put 3 pics up, non-tagged
And of course I updated my status there, awesome weird shit was happening.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

And you missed it all because you were glued to your phone?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I love the assembly
Interior design by Lawrence Llywelyn-Bowen no less.

Partied with cKy down there too. Utterly surreal.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I heard about the LL-B thing, made sense as soon as they said

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

BB torch because Al has it and I want Al to think I'm awesome
I got a chocolate orange from them a few weeks ago. Was most tasty
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I'm not a fan of blackberry phones, prefer the HTCs if using Android.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Fuck You Labs, she thinks I'm awesome!
Although I freely admit the limited number of apps is a little sad, but I downloaded a great game called Pixellated which keeps me amused.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

but you use an iphone, so really what do you know of my pain?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Yep, and I love it
I am unrepentant.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Are you sure it was 02 and not just some weird internet rapist?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

If so, they went to an awful lot of effort
So it'd be rude not to reward them for that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

well it wasn't lodged in my bumhole, so I'm presuming not

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I hate it when you get free chocolate and it gets lodged in your bumhole

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Avoid the large toblerones then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

mindpiss

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Go for one finger of kitkat instead
Don't jump straight to the toblerone.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

people on twitter

( zulu eh?, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)

They aren't people

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I keep wanting to do strikethroughs as witty retorts to stupid people.
Unfortunately it doesn't work quite so well in real life.

Alt: I once went to a Cranberries gig in Germany. I wsa almost crushed to death, couldn't see the stage, and the music was shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

This
The strikethroughs thing. Never been to Germany.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

alt q - CD Smashing Pumpkins - Melancholy Infinite sadness one - dogshit.

Concert - Did some charity mugging at a Bon Jovi gig, utter shite.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Ooooh, you were doing so well with the CD, the Pumpkins were fucking awful
But Bon Jovi are a superb live band. Seen 'em twice. Oh yes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

No they aren't, you idiot.
They cannot possibly be, because every single one of their songs is fucking terrible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I saw them many years ago at Gateshead stadium
supported by Ugly Kid Joe, who were nuts!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I listened to Everything about you around one MILLION times
when I was trying to get a perfect score on rock band DS
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

It is very easy to play on a real guitar too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

No they're not
Blimey, that was even simpler to explain than I expected
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Alt: fucking shameful
Once upon a time I was out drinking with Ms Foxtrot and her best friend, our flatmate at the time (about 2002). They got wind of a 90s night at the Uni and decided we should all march down there (about 3 miles), which is a daft enough idea regardless of how drunk you are, but all the worse when you consider that their reasoning as to why this 90s night was not to be missed was because it featured a live headline set by East 17.

I'm not even joking.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

hah hahah - he ran himself over, what a fucktard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I criticised a men's rights activist group yesterday
This was part of their response to me today:

"Things are out of control when you see video's like this and no one is taken to court. If the tables were turned this would never have been published.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQnIJ-ljctk "

*tcch* "Face, this is palm. Preparing for liftoff. Over. *tcch*

Seriously. What the actual cunting fuck? I'm going to disable comments until people stop being cocktarded.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Everything about this group makes them seem like they're cowering at home crying "women are mean!"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Are you the chairman?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Hahaha
Have a click, ma'am
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Wow.
The one to remember in life is that everyone can be stupid. Men, women, black, white, Monty, etc.

There was a girl playing RDR last night and she was getting some stick from the guys. *sigh*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I know
But seriously, there's probably a million videos on Youtube of women being violent/threatening to men, and they pick the one that is a subversion of how threatening men can be to women on these things? FFS.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Chalk it up to stupidity
We're going to run out of blackboard soon.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

you've been on youtube before right?
i think this is an example of a woman expecting to much.
Stupid women.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

What level are you at?
When I last encountered a girl on RDR she fucked off out of a co-op game after a friend of mine shot her horse. We did try to explain that he shoot's everyone's horse but she wasn't having any of it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

44
There was a Triple XP event last night and I got up 4 levels in that time. Hopefully will hit 50 by the weekend.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Yeah you'd batter me
When I get over this latest FIFA fetish I am absolutely going to get my level up. Then you can shoot me in the face lots on Live, if you like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I shall not comment on this one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Exactly the response I was hoping for
Beneath you, innit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I could not pass a 5/10

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I do think that my scoring system has rooted out many of the lamer gay jokes on this forum
I'm just doing my bit for the betterment of B3ta
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

trudat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Read that back to yourself
then have a long hard think about your life, young Jimmer my boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Well, I'm not going to watch Television
am I?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Just watch 'DC DVDs all the time instead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I have been watching films
too, but I think I'll dig out No Bull. Been a while!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I don't have that one.
SHAME ON ME.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I still don't have Bonfire
I feel dirty.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I don't really like rape jokes, but I liked the expresion "I'm going to rape you 'till you cum dust".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

A few weeks ago we told another part of the organisation we needed to test the interface between their system and our new one
discussions were had and they declared they knew what was needed.
On Monday we said we were starting our testing and they said they were ready.
On Tuesday at 11 I sent the contact an email saying "here is the message we want sent from your system to ours". He replied saying he would pass it on to Idiot1 (not his real name) as his team would be running the test.
Hours pass.
I email asking for an update.
Hours pass. I email again.
An hour passes. I get an email from Idiot1 saying someone on his team will *try* and run it today.
an hour passes. I go home.
I come in this morning to an email which is from Idiot2 (not his real name) responding to the long email chain with a word document of "results" and a note that he won't be in after today. The results are unrelated to the message they were asked to send us. The message they were asked to send us has not arrived. The barely decipherable message in his word document has not arrived either. Apparently nobody there has a functioning brain and phonecalls either go unanswered or the person is not at their desk.

No, I'm not annoyed at all.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

annoyed interesting
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Sorry I needed to vent
I'll spend the rest of the day talking about obscure surf punk groups and getting hopped up on goofballs or something.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)

That would be great, thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

oh man I think I've broken the gazzes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Why, did you sit on them?


*runs like fuck*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)

epic sad face

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

A brisk walk is enough.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Vandal.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Visigoth.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Hey Monty!
The news you've been waiting for.

tinyurl.com/675c9to

*Runs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

It is quite good news: he seems to be rather upset about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)

A child on the bus, and the stupid woman who was "baby-talking" to it
It was squealing and screaming, and this moron (not its mother by the way for added creepiness) decided the most logical thing to do was to try and have a proper conversation ("Oh how old are you sweetheart? Where do you live?) but in BABY TALK. Broody woman are the worst.
I hit the kid the face accidentally on purpose when I got off.
(Charmander, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)

You.
Just because.
(nolongernuts, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 3:03, Reply)