I'm not sure about Disney songs
But I do bounce out of bed with the grace and exuberance of a lamb on a spring day. I frolic into the shower before gambolling into my clothes and cleaning at least one part of the house before I leave for work.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You utter bender.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I don't think I could cope with someone who was like that in a morning.
They might want to talk with me and stuff.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I was about to tell you to fuck off
Then I realised that you're calling someone else a bender. I'm not sure how to process this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

What?
It's not as if I sing "Under the Sea" when I'm in the shower then pick up the refrain of "Part of Your World" when I'm dusting the TV cabinet.

Oh :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Did you find your shirt things?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

He found a shirter?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I guess we'll never know

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:38, Reply)

No
My collars will be floppy and wrinkled, like Darths overused anus.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Did you check the rubber seal inside the washing machine drum?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Yeah
And the filter too :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I don't know the words to "under the sea"
but I do like to sing the horn part loudly.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:33, Reply)

darling it's better, down where it's wetter
*giggles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)

fanny euphemism mindpiss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:35, Reply)

take it from meeeeeeee

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Go on and kiss di gurl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I sure will.
They are your specialist field, after all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Darling it's better, down where it's wetter...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Bent as this may be,
your choice of Disney standards to belt out of a morning is beyond reproach
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Oh come on.
The only Disney song worth singing, and not at all bent, is Everybody wants to be a cat, from the Aristocats. Perhaps I may allow I'm the king of the swingers, but that's it.

And dusting before going to work..... Stay in bed longer and avoid such pursuits.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:47, Reply)