I am the living dead in the mornings
Today I stumbled out of the windowless broom cupboard of a room where I've been sleeping lately (don't ask), greeted my flatmate with a "Burn in hell" and shambled into the bathroom.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

UR Harry Potter AICMsupporting role in the films.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Not now that the scar on my forehead has faded
But you're not actually that far off with the cupboard thing. My choices are: Sleep in my actual bedroom with its single glazing and get woken up at 5am every day by noises outside (very light sleeper) or sleep on the floor in the tiny box room.

Box room it is.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Are you Harry Potter?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:47, Reply)

In your own time, Joey.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Piss off
Isn't about time you started a new thread slagging me off in some manner?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Your wish is my command.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Well played, genius
Call me gay in a witty and imaginative manner. It'll make you feel better
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

This is the proper manly way to get up in the morning.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)