oh god it makes me want to hurl
you see the other person dip something. it leaves a few crumbs of residue in the formerly sanitised and pristine dip. then they lift it to their mouth. strings of saliva glisten as their yellowing teeth close around it. then they swirl all that tooth and saliva build-up back in the dip where you are just about to put your own food. no no no. the dip is all yours, old buddy old pal.

it makes me great to share with though, as i'll only ever have the first few mouthfuls. ditto nachos, i can only eat the neat ones before it starts to look like smeary soggy roadkill.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

yeah, mr b3th is like that
wierdo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)