I am absolutely certain I've seen two ghosts (on the same occasion)
I shat myself, then thought "fuck 'em, I'm hard as nails I can take them" and started running towards them as if to have a fight. Then I realised I wasn't in fact nails at all, turned round and legged it home as fast as I could.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:12, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

m" and started running towards them as if to have a fight. Then I realised I wasn't in fact nails at all, turned round and legged it home as fast as I could. ir coats. Then I realised ghosts don't get cold and neither of them were wearing coats.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)

The drugs wore off as you charged them?
You are Pacman AICMFP.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

*gets RSI from clicking*

(berk, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Define absolute certainty?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)

He saw someone in the distance
and didn't get close enough to determine whether or not they were real.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Well about as certain as someone on drink and drugs can be.
Which is pretty certain, no?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:25, Reply)

No.
Don't be thick.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)