I have no respect for anyone on here.
Not even a little part of their lives.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Please don't think I'm joking.
I look down on you all.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I don't think you're joking
but having met you, the idea that you look down on me is frankly laughable.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I do, no offense.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I'm going to echo Al here

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

About Al or about you?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

just say both
it's what you will eventually answer when he explains himself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I quite like Amberl and I like you
but I'm not going to swap any part of my life for any part of yours.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

that's fair enough
you seem pretty content with things for the most part, which is good.

but are you sure you don't want my legendary surfing or mad guitar skillz?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Nope.
I seem to be getting your shit insomnia though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

damn
that's the worst thing about me, apart from my propensity for injuring myself in stupid ways.

I'd recommend things to help you sleep, but the only ones that I've found to work with any reliability are red wine and spliffs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

The only things he can look down on
are his own shoes.

Oh lol.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

funniest thing I've seen today

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Unless you are well over 6ft you won't be looking down on me.
I don't need your respect either.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)

What a fucking cunt, eh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Specifically.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

*listens for sound of a few thousand jaws dropping*

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Nope! nothing.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)