Having massive child access grief a-fucking-gain today.
Mightily pissed off, I am.

As you were.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:50, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fucking school-yard gates.

( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Studying hard?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Finished for the day!
Gotta eat an early dinner and then go off to the cinema.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)

What problem has she thought up?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I asked if I could have my daughter overnight on Saturday:
'No'

Can I have your objections please?

'I don't need to or desire to by text'

I'm going to write her an official-looking letter formally requesting the start of overnight care on my part within the next day or so. I'm fucking sick of it (sorry TGB I know you are too). My child is nearly fucking 3 and has only been to my house twice. FFS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

The letter sounds like a good plan
with any luck it'll force a response. Sorry to hear about it all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

You have looked after her lots of times overnight at loon's house though, haven't you?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Numerous, numerous times.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

What could her argument be then?
Apart from "I'm being a cunt"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Oh I get a point blank refusal even to discuss it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Have you tried saying "discuss this bitch"
while gesturing at your genitals?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)

It's ok, I wasn't here

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)

It was better than ok

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Fine I shall go again

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Joke innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I'm not laughing

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

You will be when you see what Lab posted just below

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Dude, I was talking to a friend of mine who's going through something similar
He said he found a legal firm who specialise in paternal visitation rights, maybe you should try them out?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

You're getting a MASSIVE cheese and bacon toastie for this.

( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

WOOO!!!!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

*shits pants*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I keep looking - then shuddering - then closing it. Then repeating the process.
It's hypnotic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Who is that?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:29, Reply)

bill

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Who is bill?
A b3tan?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

don't say his name again
that'll be a third time and he'll appear
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

bill
*runs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)

That's how he gets you
It's those murdering eyes...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:29, Reply)

isn't there an Eagles song about that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)

He'll certainly stab you with his steely knives

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Those were Lying Eyes.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:38, Reply)

My nana got that played on the radio for my mum's 21st.
She asked for 'Iron Eyes', the crazy little bint.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)

When did this start?
I have seen the Ol' Murder Eyes thing a few times and assumed you were on about Bowie, because of his wrong eyes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Just the other day
Started off as an in-joke.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:37, Reply)