Because they're boobs.
We like having our face in boobs.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My choice of hair style prohibits motorboating
I have to get the angle just right, or I'll have their eye out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

haha!
You're too much of a wuss to do it anyway.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Ahem!
wuss gentleman
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Oh my GOD
I have just thought of an epic motorboating technique that involves hanging upside down above them, and lowering my head down into their cleavage.
I now have a goal in life, to achieve a successful Spiderman Motorboat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Ideally one could simply drop down from the ceiling of a nightclub,
perform said move on an unsuspecting woman and then whoosh back up into the rafters.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

In my mind this is exactly how it'll happen

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
*goes to climbing shop*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Get Bungee cord
for the whooshing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)