I was in Liege last year
And ordered a 'thé au lait'. What was delivered was a glass cup of boiling water with two tiny tea flakes at the bottom. I was upset, but too British to complain.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Those were actually particles of human poo.
Sorry to be the bearer etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Thé "alt", eh?
... is probably what the chappie heard.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Beat me too it.
I was going to say fly poo.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

bearer teasmaid
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)

The receipt said 'thé naturale'
So that is likely.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)