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No one cares about al getting even older and probably fatter.

people who drink hot water by itself are weird. Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21, 186 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Not really.
It's good for flushing out the system, especially with some lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
You know what else is good at flushing out your system?
Your liver.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I know that.
I'm no detox mental.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Its so bland. But I guess at least its not undrinkable when it goes cold
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
you get shit water in the North
that's why you don't understand it. The water down here is much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Does your water make your kettle furry?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
not in the slightest

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
All your waters taste fine
in comparison to that which is pumped out of the Thames Water ring main.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Oh, then that's fine.
Mine at home tastes lovely and doesn't make things furry. finally got used to London water but still hate it.

They sell Northern Water in bottles, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I've been using the same kettle for 6 years
and my parents used it for probably 4 before that and it has never needed descaling or anything.

London water is a bit shit, but I'm serious about some northern water not being even any good for washing in, or washing up

shaving was particularly bad
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
South Manchester is fine, thank you very much
My hair is much thicker and glossy and generally better up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Up where?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
South Manchester.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)
interestingly, Manchester, the North West, Wales and the South West
all have the softest water
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
That's not what I meant and you know it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
-hisses-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)
*beams*
Alright gorgeous?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)
I've felt better, to be honest
I was singing about pokemon to the tune of Taio Cruz last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Yes, you massive leg-bleeding pisshead.
It sounds like it was worth it though, good skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I wasn't THAT drunk.
2 double vodkas, pint of cider and...how much do those pitchers hold? 3 pints? Yeah, that much of Long Island Iced Tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Three pints of LIIT?
Man alive, that alone would get me tiddly.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
+erect

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Ooof, I obsessively proof my posts
and will therefore have to edit, rendering your post somewhat mad. I will never forget though.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Photos WILL emerge.
There's one where I'm pulling a beautiful accidental mongface.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Are you fucking kidding?
Our water is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I've been places in the North where the water was so crap you couldn't wash properly with it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I heard the government adds the same chemicals as you find in Stella Artois to the water

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Not Liverpool.
Ours is lovely Welsh water from lake Vyrnwy. BYOOTIFUL.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
That's not a word.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
It is in Wales.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Everything's a word in Wales

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)
LLLLDDDD
is probably a word there.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Dwyn hoffi crwbanod!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Did Mistress leave the ballgag in?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
I like tortoises

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Best of all the pensioners!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)
How the fuck is Cumree spelt.
it makes no fucking sense. Cymru? What?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
you just wait until you see them decide to replace the C with a G
seemingly at random.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
No I'm ok with that one.
Y is U and U is I
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
:( It looks like Kimroo to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)
it's an entirely different language
I would've thought you'd be able to grasp that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Yeah, but all my languages have vaguely logical patterns to them.
I understand not all letters are pronouced the same. For example, Latin cs are hard, so caesar is pronouced closer to kaiser than seezar. But it doesn't really follow any logical-to-me pattern and I find it disconcerting.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
oh yeah, the language is nonsense
my ex was fluent. I learnt 2 phrases in the 4 years I was there, and I could only say one when drunk.

I didn't even dare try and pronounce her full name in case I got it wrong, because it had ll in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
My friend has that problem with his name. He's Russki though.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
the amusing thing is that her name was close in meaning to "tablecloth"
Russian is a sexy language. Friend of mine at uni could speak it. Gave me the right horn. Might partly have been because she was smoking hot, and was wearing a white furry bra, white hot pants and big white furry boots at the time. and wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Second languages are always a bit of a turn on.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Unless it's Klingon

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
That would have worked on me

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
"Dydd" is a word
Three 'Ds,' one not-really-a-vowel. What a wonderful language.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
ok, you get an exemption
I can't remember where it was worst, peak district or lake district, but it was particularly shit in one of those places.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Probably more to do with the infra structure than the actual water.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
naa, it's mineral content innit
water is something I know rather a lot about blousie
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I thought minerals were good for you?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
some are
goodness isn't what I'm talking about though. Harder water doesn't foam up and stuff, hence being harder to wash with, that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
This^
My tap water is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Where are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Just outside of Newcastle
It is nom
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
And mine.
We get all the fresh stuff before it travels further south.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
all hot drinks are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

You are wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
+ gay

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
+ and a cunt

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)
+ with festering sores
(This could just run and run)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Like the sores themselves.
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Everyone cares about getting older and fatter
They just dont care about anyone else getting older and fatter

Hot water drinking = weirdo. Needs MOAR COFFEE
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Or gravy granules

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Not as weird as putting milk in it to make cottage tea
fucking weirdo australians!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
that's very not right

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I have been reliably informed by Lusty that, no, it's not weird at all.
Despite what I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)
I'm doing the whipped hand gesture behind your back by the way.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Correct answer.
You're learning boy.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Good of you to teach him
He claims to already be very well-versed in "girl"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)
I am indeed
If you've ever read 'Pimp' by Iceberg Slim you'll know what 'girl' is slang for in Harlem street slang.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Haven't, won't
Elaborate please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Hello Lusty, How are you doing? Have you split up with your boyfriend yet?
Just so you know, I got that new nintendo 3DS thing, it's a shining example why I would make a better potential mate.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Hello darling.
I can't talk about this on here as he might get suspicious.
Will call you later
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)
*finger to nose, followed by a wink*
Adu, mon anami
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I think that's french for "Until then, my love".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
You may think that

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
I find the whole concept of "adieu" quite depressing.
You're only meant to use it if you're never going to see them again, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
In yours and Gonz's cases, I think it might actually be a religious slur.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
And if we're all honest, as long as my spellings make me look cute in a "Oh gawd, I want to jump his bones" way rather than a "Look at the mong ! He think's he's people!" way, then that's all that counts.
I'd settle for a "You slept with my misses gonz? You naughty skamp, don't do that again ! Haha, I can't stay mad at you.".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
it's not weird
I don't do it, but know many who do.

I find people caning fuckloads of tea and coffee weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:37, Reply)
I find people caning loads weird.
Well, not weird, just a bit dull, and beardy, and with silly haircuts.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I'm not one of those stoners who doesn't do stuff.
I'm an action-stoner.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)
That's all right then.
You still have a silly haircut
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
opinions are mixed as to whether that is the case

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I believe I am considered an authority on silly haircuts in this company
Vipros' is distinctly unsilly. I would describe it as "functional". I believe his tonsorial concerns are directed more towards his chin.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Agreed
As someone who some time ago found himself unable to function in the workplace without hourly injections of black coffee, the occasional hot water or green tea (with lemon please) is perfectly acceptable. Especially if you're trying to lose weight and are drinking hot liquids to fool your stomach into feeling full. It works! Sometimes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)

coffee cock
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
6/10
Not bad, bit obvious
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
I can't see the puns today

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
*sigh*
black coffee man-meat
hot water golden shower
green tea facial
liquids man-fat
full slightly nauseous
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
*applauds*
Much more strikethroughage than I could be bothered to do. I went for simple, but effective
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
This is how it's done. 8/10
Would have been a 9 had you not shamelessly purloined Monty's trademark *sigh*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Is that Monty's trademark? I've been using it myself for quite a while

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Oh
In that case consider yourself one of only three people to date to be scored 9/10 for calling me a gay. Now you can die happy. And, ideally, soon.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
+ of a massive bumming by me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
you as well?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)

nauseous nauseated
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
do people actually do that, or are you making it up?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)
They do it Kristine
They do it, and then they pan fry things.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)
This is my one attempt to do this seriously, do with it as you will;
Happy 30th Birthday for tomorrow. I had resolved to post something on your wall but England are playing football AND cricket tomorrow, so I'll definitely forget. I hope you have an awesome day and take many happy memories away from it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Fuck off you massive Homo

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I think I just broke my 'I like this' button.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I don't think I've ever strikethrough'd my own post before
n awesome day massive, crippling aneurysm
happy memories knife wounds to every available artery
+you cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Now I've broken my "I like this" button

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

"I like this" button banjo string
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
+ in the virginal anus of a forest fawn

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)
This is excellent
Tangent but excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
A good 8/10 there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Mutually beneficial, innit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
SURELY IF YOU'RE FRYING IT IN A PAN IT'S JUST FRYING, RIGHT?
RIGHT?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
FUCK YEAH!
You and me together Kristine, we can bring down the PAIN on those ignorant mother fuckers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I don't think I care enough. I'm sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
FoooOOOOoooooOOOOOD

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
fO0ooOoOOoo0oO00o0ooOo0oOOOooOo00o0o0oo0OoOoOoO0O0O0o0O0od

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Or a skillet or a griddle
or a heavy bottomed casserole dish or a ....
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
There's a recession on don't you know.
THANK YOU AMERICA
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Hahahahahha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Pfffft

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)
recession
what's that?
I'd look it up but my assistant is typing this for me while I get my nails done
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
It seems to correlate with age and proximity to the menopause, from my own observations

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
No-one told me I was supposed to be doing this.
*throws away t-bags*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
*t-bags*

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Ok! since you asked nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)
I was in Liege last year
And ordered a 'thé au lait'. What was delivered was a glass cup of boiling water with two tiny tea flakes at the bottom. I was upset, but too British to complain.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Those were actually particles of human poo.
Sorry to be the bearer etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Thé "alt", eh?
... is probably what the chappie heard.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Beat me too it.
I was going to say fly poo.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

bearer teasmaid
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
The receipt said 'thé naturale'
So that is likely.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
you should start every day with a cup of hot water and fresh lemon juice
for a good complexion. but i never know how much water and how much lemon. and i hate hot drinks. so inevitably i end up with diet coke.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
A wedge of lemon will do

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)
it's still not going to convince my addicted raddled old body that it's dc though

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
No, but it might think you've eaten some toast or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I need to get our of my jarmers and packed and onto a train
But I am weak and Tigger is curled up next to me like a furry turd and looks like Prince John off Disney's Robin Hood.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)
"like a furry turd"?
lucky tigger!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Sounds like someone rolled a shit on the floor of a barbar shop
then let it sit on their lap
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)
He looks exactly like that, but with nicer hair.
Like, some bits are pure white, and some are soft caramel like a long-haired hamster, and some are jet black stripes.
But he's deffo shaped like a curly turd.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)
*wants a cat*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
*wants an ill-fitting crown for the cat*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
-wants a snake as a jester-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Yesssssssssssssss

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Bob Dylan's slightly more offensive followup single.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
More offensive than one of his real songs?
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
why would people do that when teabags exist?
blood update: have bought black pudding, spinach, sausages and banana milk. The latter was because I mistakenly thought that was a good source of iron. drunk it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)
magnesium and potassium
still good for you

black pudding is the best though. I wish I had some black pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)

pudding cock
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I have to remonstrate with you here
You used almost exactly this strikethrough earlier in this thread. Foul play.

*brandishes yellow card in ridiculously ostentatious and flamboyant manner*

*awaits YouTube link*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Too obvious not use use black .......

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
are eggs good, too?
I reckon then I've got a real meal on my hands.

Actually think I have to take this seriously, feeling a bit woozy from just having gone to the shop :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Black pudding, spinach and poached egg salad
followed by toad in the hole
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
mmmmmmmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I actually realise I have no idea how to cook spinach

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)
shove in a pan with the lid on low heat until it steams itself
I'm assuming it is fresh
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Or chuck some butter into a pan and as much spinach as you can fit in
and cook it until it wilts
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Butter makes everything better

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
is there iron in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Whisk in some iron filings

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
You wanna get yourself down Jewsons

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Tenuous
+s and ons

*something about Swipey's life not being difficult enough as it is*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
mmm iron bars
not as chewy as lion bars, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Why would you drink hot water? How is it any better for you than cold water?
What's floating a slice of lemon going to do aside from making it taste very, very faintly of lemon?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
I think it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Like you're fucking a werewolf.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)
O_o

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)
This is easily better than any other reason I can think of.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)
obvs

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
*slaps*
calm down man, you're scaring the wilderbeest!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)
I don't really expect much from the world
but I do expect it make some sort of rational sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
You sounded hysterical and needed a good slap to calm you down!
i thought that if you had seen The Lion King when younger you'd understand the flighty and potentially leathal nature of a large herd of wilderbeest and would thus quickly resort to some sort of mental equalibrium to avoid the death of your father and your subsequent exile.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
wildebeest doesn't have an r

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Neither does FUCK YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
it does if you spell it correctly

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Neither does

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
FUCK YOU doesn't

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
i like this

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I'm not much given to histrionics
but even so, I was getting into a bit of a flap.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Incidentally, "equilibrium" doesn't have an A in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Neither does... oh forget it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)
getting banned from pubs holds some measure of cool
being banned from blood donation places, not so much
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
the AIDS acting up again? :(((

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
yeah, it's weird they're funny about that

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

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