I've been places in the North where the water was so crap you couldn't wash properly with it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I heard the government adds the same chemicals as you find in Stella Artois to the water

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Not Liverpool.
Ours is lovely Welsh water from lake Vyrnwy. BYOOTIFUL.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

That's not a word.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)

It is in Wales.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Everything's a word in Wales

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)

LLLLDDDD
is probably a word there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Dwyn hoffi crwbanod!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Did Mistress leave the ballgag in?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)

What?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I like tortoises

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Best of all the pensioners!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

How the fuck is Cumree spelt.
it makes no fucking sense. Cymru? What?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

you just wait until you see them decide to replace the C with a G
seemingly at random.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)

No I'm ok with that one.
Y is U and U is I
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)

:( It looks like Kimroo to me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)

it's an entirely different language
I would've thought you'd be able to grasp that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Yeah, but all my languages have vaguely logical patterns to them.
I understand not all letters are pronouced the same. For example, Latin cs are hard, so caesar is pronouced closer to kaiser than seezar. But it doesn't really follow any logical-to-me pattern and I find it disconcerting.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)

oh yeah, the language is nonsense
my ex was fluent. I learnt 2 phrases in the 4 years I was there, and I could only say one when drunk.

I didn't even dare try and pronounce her full name in case I got it wrong, because it had ll in the middle
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

My friend has that problem with his name. He's Russki though.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

the amusing thing is that her name was close in meaning to "tablecloth"
Russian is a sexy language. Friend of mine at uni could speak it. Gave me the right horn. Might partly have been because she was smoking hot, and was wearing a white furry bra, white hot pants and big white furry boots at the time. and wings.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Second languages are always a bit of a turn on.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Unless it's Klingon

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

That would have worked on me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

"Dydd" is a word
Three 'Ds,' one not-really-a-vowel. What a wonderful language.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)

ok, you get an exemption
I can't remember where it was worst, peak district or lake district, but it was particularly shit in one of those places.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Probably more to do with the infra structure than the actual water.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

naa, it's mineral content innit
water is something I know rather a lot about blousie
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I thought minerals were good for you?

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

some are
goodness isn't what I'm talking about though. Harder water doesn't foam up and stuff, hence being harder to wash with, that sort of thing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)