I need to get our of my jarmers and packed and onto a train
But I am weak and Tigger is curled up next to me like a furry turd and looks like Prince John off Disney's Robin Hood.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

"like a furry turd"?
lucky tigger!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Sounds like someone rolled a shit on the floor of a barbar shop
then let it sit on their lap
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)

He looks exactly like that, but with nicer hair.
Like, some bits are pure white, and some are soft caramel like a long-haired hamster, and some are jet black stripes.
But he's deffo shaped like a curly turd.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)

*wants a cat*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

*wants an ill-fitting crown for the cat*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

-wants a snake as a jester-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Yesssssssssssssss

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Bob Dylan's slightly more offensive followup single.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

More offensive than one of his real songs?
No.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)