No-one likes donkeys
they're shit horses. Also the single stupidest thing at the seaside
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

are there even seasides with donkey's still?
and why do you hate them so? They carried the baby jesus
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I remember them as a child
even then I didn't like them. Disease ridden and unhappy the lot of them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

But they carried Jesus
and they're sad because they have burdens.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Everything happens to Eeyore

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

It does

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

You've obviously never been to Weston-Super-Mare
where the stupidist things on the beach are:
1) Drug addicts
2) Weston college students
3) Brummies
4) Oasis c.1994
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

so true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Nice flood defences though

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)

they are
but they are pointless. should have let the place be washed away
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I reckon it's going to be a golden age for the flood defence industry
This time next year you're going to be a MEEL-YOWN-AIRE Rodney.

Possibly.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

doubt it
quantity of work has zero to do with pay rates
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

It's all there for a man with vision Vippers
I hear Japan has got some work going. "The Vipros Patent Flood Defence System: Guaranteed to keep out all tidal waves and giant radioactive monsters*"


*Not including Mothray
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)

no no, engineering is all about claiming to be doing the most important work around
while whinging that you are under-paid and under-appreciated
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)

the beach earth
1) Drug addicts
2) Weston college students
4) Oasis c.1994
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

You really don't like Brummies

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Brummies everything
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

don't
r es ng
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)