Can I just point out that I don't want to know about anyone's bleeding fanny, that bleeding fannies do not interest me.
That the thought of a bloody bowl of poridge in people's knickers is not a thought I want to think.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i am totally with you on this one gonz
1000000000%!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Can't you just have a nice cold bottle of Yop instead?
Women would be so much better if they laid eggs instead, like chickens. Not that I would do anything with the eggs, but it would be quite handy to dispose off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

yoghurt freaks me out a bit
all that bacteria. but frozen yoghurt..... have you been to SNOG yet? amazing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Nah', there is one in lescister square isn't there? I've heard of them.
Maybe some time me and you could share a SNOG drink?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

i don't know if they do drinks
SNOG is all about the solids!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I like porridge.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Oh great, now I'm thinking of you between poppet's legs with a beard like you've just had a curdled mcdonalds milkshake straight from the cup.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

oh
for

fuck's

sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

grim.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

NOM

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)