I pulled last night
Well, I could have done if I wanted to. Just a few things put me off, like they were very forward, wanted to mosh on the club dance floor, and offered me their drink while saying "it's ok, I didn't daterape drug it!".

Oh and it was a dude.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Woohoo!

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:06, Reply)

If I was gay, I could get a better looking dude

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Bless them for trying though.
I had a guy from Bolton trying to hypnotize me into bed by constantly flattering me.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:20, Reply)

But the Bolton bit put you off?
And rightly so.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:30, Reply)

More so the fact he was about 5ft and had a wonky eye.
Didn't do much for my self esteem.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)

What annoyed you most?
His gammy eye or his height?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)

The fact he came to me and the first thing he said was he loved big girls.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Ouch :(
maybe he meant your height though? You are rather tall.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Nope!
Him and his mate figured me and my sis were the worst looking in the pub and most likely to be desperate.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)

What a pair of cunts!
(them, not you, obviously)

Bollocks to 'em anyway. As if you'd want a bog-eyed Bolton dwarf.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)

This.
I'd say our Blousie is so far out of their league it's laughable.
Blousie - you should have twatted one with your bag.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Story of my life hon!
How are you sweetie?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Awake. Feeling good - I slept in til 8:30. :D
Gonna have to get my arse into gear and start doing my readings for tomorrow but I really can't be arsed. Knowing me, I'll be spending the day planning out my virus essay, then doing chemistry questions instead of the readings.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

As long as you're studying something : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)

yeah. Having a bit of time off at the moment cos I'm not fully awake yet.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Have the old bill caught that driver who caused your crash yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

nope.
I have to go home next weekend to get my car fixed though. I"m getting a new panel or two to fix up the massive dent - which I'm looking forward to. It'll mean I can open my passenger door again.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Bad times.
Don't stop reminding the police that they are supposed to be investigating this.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Can't be arsed in all honesty.
My dad is handy with cars, he's able to fix most of it. And I don't like stress.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)

What a horrible cunt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)

What a bellend.
Have more cider.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)

: (
There are some things cider just can't erase.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Chocolate then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Not a chocoholic but I've had some chips and feel more chipper :)

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Chips will do that to you.
Bugger. Knew I forgot something when I went shopping yesterday...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Potatos.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

There a huge periods of my life I can't remember because of cider.
I suggest you try a bit harder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Hehe!
Same here but drug related.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

It reminds me of the old Tommy Cooper classic.
'I'm on the whisky diet, I've lost 4 days already'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Smooth.

(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I know, right?
As soon as he said the daterape bit I just put the drink down. He was apparently one of Al and Mrs Al's friends, but both later claimed to not really know him...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:16, Reply)

...
creeeeeepy. Was it a good night apart from that though?
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)

It was grand thanks
Al was trashed, it was brilliant! Good date then?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Aw! trashed Al must be awesome.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Yes it was, thanks.
I would have liked to come to London, but eeeh, better offer and cashflow issues...
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Going out on a date trumps meeting internet loonies dear.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Much as I love you lot
it really, really does.

How's you and uni and whatnot, less mad yet?
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

well I was hoping my first weekend here would be quiet, but it wasn't really.
not with looking after drunk diabetic and then having to drive her to hospital cos ambos wouldn't take her.
But the classes are great. I love them. Really interesting. I've only fallen asleep in one class and that was when we had a fire alarm go off at 5 in the morning that day.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)

It will settle down, honestly
and I'm glad you're so keen, long may you stay that way! :)
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)

^this
Yay for nerds!
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I've already been asked for help by a few other students...
I have a feeling I'm cementing the "nerd" category I've always been in..
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Just remember you're speshul : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Spesh?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWnx3BdQKBo
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I've seen these live.
Great gig.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Me too!
Along with other of the day, like Jesus Jones, Roachford and the Darling Buds.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I hope not in a bad way.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Of course not.
Daft bugger.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I am abit sometimes.
I fell down the stairs last week. Nearly broke my ankle. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Disco?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Aye, for a bit
I am absolutely knackered* though, so I'll be off to bed in the next hour or so.

*yeah, yeah. Shut up.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Why not start one then!
(I started this thread)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Nnnnng
do I have to? *sigh*
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)

:)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Shimmy on up then.

(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Oh man I so wish we'd made it, for that alone!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Stupid lurgy
It was a boss night out!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:28, Reply)

God damn.
I have manfluenza.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)

fabu
So classy round your way.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:10, Reply)

This was in London

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:14, Reply)

The reassurance that they hadn't rohypnolled that drink
in order to bum plunder you was kind of them.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Yes, although as I sobered up later I realise that some of his shouted conversatio
Was about how great an arse some guy had.

I really am fucking clueless at times.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Perhaps a tiny bit, yes.

(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Gosh
All those sort of things don't happn in the 'shires. Well if they do, I'm missing it.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:18, Reply)