Shouldn't it be, Jordan drove me to suicide but I couldn't even do that properly?

( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 13:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I like the fact that there's the option to "watch the video"
Sounds cheerful...
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

not since he doesn't die in the end
that's just depressing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Well, quite
He could at least have the decency to take out himself, Jordan and also Simon Cowell for good measure in a suicide bombing.

I don't particularly want to watch footage of some retard trying to cut his wrist open with a spoon "because all the knives were in the dishwasher at the time."
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)

"i'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Or steal her mong kid, train it up,
And be a chav version of Lone Wolf and Cub.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

a very special version

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I think it's hard enough to train that kid to stop chewing its own shoulders and shitting itself
Let alone to be an accomplice to a disgraced assassin.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

i am in a lecture
and laughing far far too hard at that, considering we are talking about slush piles.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)

"...and I will wreak BLOODY VENGEANCE on the Yangyu Clan!"
"MMMMNNNNGGGGHHH!"
"Oh sweet Jesus, not again..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

argh STOP IT!!!!!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)