Have you put up a profile on OK Cupid now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I did it a few weeks ago.
It's free so I thought I'd give it another go. Flogging a dead horse is the phrase that jumps to mind.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Don't be daft.
You're a thoroughbred around here Blousie!

(That is meant as a compliment, not me saying you look like a horse)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Hehe!
There was actually a guy on there who made small models of zombies for fun. Would have been a match made in heaven but he's a stoner. Last think I need is some monged out hippy on my sofa every night.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)

So what have you listed as your interests on your profile?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I can't remember.
Probably art, hiking, reading amongs others. Men mostly care about what you look like and then interests come second.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

You need to stand out from the crowd Blousie.
Why not mention your fab skills as an aunt, or even an Internet wife?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Haha!
I did actually mention I was a great auntie.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Have you mentioned your fondness for Zombie films?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:14, Reply)

No, just horror in general.

( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I'm off to bed.
Night hon!
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:17, Reply)

*Waves*
I'll put the cat out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Less about the horror.
More fluff!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:18, Reply)

you need more about
axe murderers in there. Probably.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Do you find that works?
*Makes note that if I ever join such a site, I'll mention my fondness of Tesco pizza and spare socks*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

kind of...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

In what way does 'I like murder, especially when an axe is involved' help?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:11, Reply)

it's actually just a bit at the bottom about
you should message me if "...long winded conversations full of puns and references to axe murdering" but the axe murdering bit is crossed out, as I have resolved not to keep talking about axe murdering on dates
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Question.
Why do my puns result in me being asked to leave the Internet, and yours don't?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)

because I am proper awesome

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Curses.
My lack of awesome holds me back again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:19, Reply)