He was totally trashed on Friday
It was brilliant.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was in bed for most of saturday and I still didn't feel right on sunday.
I must have had at least half a bottle of gin on top of all the beers. And all that sambuca.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Oh dear
That is getting old, right there if a hangover lasts two days
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Well I suppose your 30th is a reasonable excuse.
Do you consider that it was worth the pain, or do you not even remember half of it*?

*can we start making up things that you 'did but can't remember'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Like when that dwarf turned up?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)

There actually was a dwarf.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Or when an apparent friend of his
Thought chatting me up involved offering me some of their drink then saying "Don't worry, I didn't put any daterape drugs in it".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

MALE FRIEND

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

He wasn't a friend of mine
he was a friend of a friend and he got really fucking annoying.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

No shit
I left soon after escaping his rapey clutches.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I can remember the evening pretty well
I also remember sitting in a shop doorway eating fried chicken while the wife found a taxi, and then getting angry hiccups on the way home that kept waking me up.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I'm sorry for being crap and not going

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:53, Reply)

That's okay.
Are you going to be around this SU-SU-SU-SUSHISATURDAY!?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Oh is that this weekend?
No... it's my dads birthday on Friday and then Mothers day so I'm going hom to rack up major brownie points
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Unfortunately typo of 'home' there
Especially when coupled with 'brownie points'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)

haha!
EDIT:

I'm reading this as you are going to let your Dad do you up the brown eye and thus give your mother the day off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Oh man, I'm totally sadfacing right now.
I consoled myself on friday night that it was okay that TGB wasn't there, because I would be seeing her the next weekend. And now I'm not.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

You have to book my time quite a way in advance

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Are you still coming to BGBs?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)