Yeah, but we don't like to talk about it
The first rule of "fucking a terrifying, weird toy doll" club, is we do not talk about "fucking a terrifying, weird toy doll" club
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Exactly
What happens on tour (of DisneyLand) stays on tour
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I'd like to point out at this juncture
that my upcoming visit to Disneyland does not involve fucking a cushion
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

not
a cushion all severn dwarfs whilst Micky rims me.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Hence no cushion

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I didn't know the dwarves lived in a river.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

everyone else is ignoring this
so I'll have to say "top pedanting" there, Lampers. Exemplary.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I concur

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I liked it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I would like to go to Disney if, you know, you'ld like some company.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Which DisneyLand?
I'm going to the one in Paris for a Ballroom competition in December. Yes, it's a conscious effort to raise the gay bar (Gay Bar! Gay! Bar!)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Paris one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Can I come? Disney at Christmas sounds ace
I want some friends with young kids and win the lotto so I can take them without being arrested.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)

You're more than welcome mate
You have to watch me and the missus dance and pretend to enjoy it though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Do you recon you could do it on ice instead? I don't mind that one.
Or maybe you could enter a Paris robot wars instead?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Using all their ballroom skills
to waltz around the opposition?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)

That is a brilliant idea
Killer robots in berets with garlic around their necks, running away from German robots and looking haughty the whole time.

And no, I can't. Anyone who can ice skate has my respect. And mockery. How gay is that?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)