Also he was in Scorpion King

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I don't have this :(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Don't bother.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

This is a more succinct reply than mine, and doubly as effective.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

it's great
you fucking helmet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Sorry chap, I'm standing with Monty on this one.
It's perhaps one of the most turgidly hideous pieces of cinema I've ever seen. And I've seen Alien vs Predator 2 and the fourth Shrek film.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Also:
The universe agrees.
www.metacritic.com/movie/the-scorpion-king
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

No, no it isn't.
It's not 'shit' good, like, say The Beastmaster, it's 'shit' shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Bag full of weasels!
The fantasy equivalent of a Swiss Army knife.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)

But you do have the Internet
Problem solved.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

It's quite possibly the shittest film ever made.
It seems to have been made with a budget of $100.

$50 went on hiring a massive gaylord who can't act to star in it, $45 went on a partially-sighted D-grade CGI student and the last $5 went on a plot, that they bought from a recently-released mental patient.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Nope, shittest film ever is the Tom Cruise version of War Of The Worlds.
At least with Scorpion King, you KNEW it was going to be shit in advance.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

The words 'remake' and 'Tom Cruise' didn't set off warning bells?
Were you similarly duped by the remake of 'The Wicker Man' starring 'Nic' Cage?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Fuck no, I've avoided that like the plague
I was younger, I had far too much hope it wouldn't be shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Youthful ignorance is an acceptable excuse I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)