I'm not quite Stonehenge Monty yet
Part of work innit. You've built Milton Keynes up, I'd best not be disappointed.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:34, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm only a year older than you , you ancient cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

You'll miss all the good bits
because the nice parts aren't next to dual carridgeways.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

If you're still around about 5ish I'll show you a nice beer garden pub.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I'll get back to you
I'm a b4sh virgin, I imagine half an hour of an uncomfortable silence before both parties make a dreadful excuse to make their swift getaway
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:58, Reply)

It's ok I'm not as socially akward as I seem on here.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

If you're into roundabouts, it's fucking amazing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

i did like your link
of course i now have to wait SIX WEEKS before replying or something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Come to think of it you were complicit in that thread deletion

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)

It only looks that way because he is haggared from all the massive drugs he does.
I guess Lusty is right when she implies "That monty is very old and shit, I was in it for the inhertiance as he is so old that he will die very very soon, but it looks like I'd get more of a bill than a windfall, so fuck that. Besides, it seems all his deseases and iligal drugs that he takes are equally balances, if he quits the yop it'll fall like a house of cards. I guess I could sale his record collection, that's gotta be worth at least a couple of hundred, it'll pay for a night out or something, maybe I could take Gonz on that night out? oh gee oh gosh, I wish he was my mister instead, maybe one day. Anyway, as soon as he ends up in hospital on life support because he's pissed off a real-life brick-top, I'll leave him then. I'd probably take a dump on his signed-first-edition-printed copy of some obscure pop group band he keeps on banging on about." when she says "hello, how are you?".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Well I'm glad you never came to the sex party now.
It seems SOMETHING is going on behind my back anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)