Customers who are so stupid I should be legally allowed to shoot them
1. After sending a woman loads of choices of radiator and checking everything was in stock etc (her via email) I have just purchased the radiator, can you confirm you have received payment. me: No I haven't can you please confirm which method you used to pay with? They then email me back the receipt for ANOTHER COMPANY. When I pointed this out they emailed "Oh noes!!!!" I laughed from despair...

2. Woman calls up "Erm I think I've bought something from you on eBay. I've never used it before... can you talk me through how to pay. click by click walk through "oh I don't have paypal. Can I pay by card? yes that's fine "ok done" I don't see the payment yet... Really? I pay just by clicking more actions and mark as paid right?

3. "Hello I am calling from abroad. How much it cost?" How much does what cost? Call! CALL! How much call costing me? ....

I'm refusing to answer the phone now. What are you refusing to do?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:15, 151 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Muster caring, suck it up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

be civil to the people I am with on secondment
I hate them. I hate it here.

your woes sound worse though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I hate people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Hit mute repeatedly while speaking..
and hang up. It will look like a line fault.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

"I'm going through a tunnel"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

To read one of your arse-clenchingly dull posts ever again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Sorry I should have mentioned how I took pictures of my grandma with my new phone
I'll post them all later along with a detailed description of how me and my dad are trying to find a nursing home that isn't full of forrins
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

You know what you should do?
Take loads of drugs, it makes you more interesting and successful.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

has there been some kind of falling out this weekend?
it seems a bit more vicious and bile-filled on here than usual
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

FUCK YOU!
/joins in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Not with me
The only thing that's changed is a slight unease around Al after he licked me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Did I actually lick you?
I was just making up something slightly LOLWAKI that could conceivably have occured. I didn't think it actually did.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)

You might have stuck your tongue towards my ear
And you kissed my cheek, I'm sure. Your wife has pics of us, but I don't think she caught my (to quote Clendrix and Wooks) 'Bryan Adams face'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

You've developed horrible acne scars?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

No
It's the name given to my look of disgust and scorn when 'I will run to you' came on in the club.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Oh dear, did it?
What kind of a fucking club did you end up in?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Electric Ballroom
This was in the glam rock room...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Bryan Adams, well known glam rock artist.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Hmmm, I may have to look at her photos and see.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

that's understandable

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I heard your dad looked at loads of homes
but won't tell you about them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

:dr

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Your job sounds shit.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)

It is.

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I have to go to Milton Keynes Hospital tomorrow :((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Really?
What time are you out we should go for a pint if it fits my busy schedule.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Dunno, I'm trying to avoid the whole thing but it seems inevitable
My first visit to Milton Keynes by Rory Lyon aged 36 and a bit. I'll keep you posted fact fans.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Having a hip replacement you ancient cunt?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I think you'll find that 36 is the prime of life
*sobs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I'm not quite Stonehenge Monty yet
Part of work innit. You've built Milton Keynes up, I'd best not be disappointed.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I'm only a year older than you , you ancient cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

You'll miss all the good bits
because the nice parts aren't next to dual carridgeways.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

:{

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

If you're still around about 5ish I'll show you a nice beer garden pub.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I'll get back to you
I'm a b4sh virgin, I imagine half an hour of an uncomfortable silence before both parties make a dreadful excuse to make their swift getaway
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:58, Reply)

It's ok I'm not as socially akward as I seem on here.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

If you're into roundabouts, it's fucking amazing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

i did like your link
of course i now have to wait SIX WEEKS before replying or something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

:[

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Come to think of it you were complicit in that thread deletion

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)

It only looks that way because he is haggared from all the massive drugs he does.
I guess Lusty is right when she implies "That monty is very old and shit, I was in it for the inhertiance as he is so old that he will die very very soon, but it looks like I'd get more of a bill than a windfall, so fuck that. Besides, it seems all his deseases and iligal drugs that he takes are equally balances, if he quits the yop it'll fall like a house of cards. I guess I could sale his record collection, that's gotta be worth at least a couple of hundred, it'll pay for a night out or something, maybe I could take Gonz on that night out? oh gee oh gosh, I wish he was my mister instead, maybe one day. Anyway, as soon as he ends up in hospital on life support because he's pissed off a real-life brick-top, I'll leave him then. I'd probably take a dump on his signed-first-edition-printed copy of some obscure pop group band he keeps on banging on about." when she says "hello, how are you?".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Well I'm glad you never came to the sex party now.
It seems SOMETHING is going on behind my back anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Oh boy, I hope it's nothing really serious like cancer or some kind of dementia
I really do. It would suck if you had to go to Milton Keynes only to be told you have cancer. You'd be all "I've got cancer? Shit, that's awful. Now I've got to get out of Milton Keynes too."
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I noe !1!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Wooo! another B3tan in my catchment age.
*licks fingers and smooths eyebrows*

Well hullo!

*winks*
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I wouldn't bother
he's likely got something terminal.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Thus desperate.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Fuck you is mk in your catchment area.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I said age not area.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

YEAH WELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO READ STUFF BEFORE REPLYING DO YAH?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

*Send me a bumhole Gaz*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

*sends*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Have you any idea how difficult it is to photograph your own bumhole.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Oh boy, I'm going to be within twelve miles of Rory Lyon.
I might have to wear my super-extra-supporting pants tomorrow.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Aww man, we might *bump* into each other

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I'm refusing to think about how much hassle setting up a new computer is for our other company.
BECAUSE NOTHING EVER GOES RIGHT!!

FECKINGFECKINGFEKINGFECK!
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

What is the problem?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

PEBKAC.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

E? isn't it an I?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

exists

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Al thinks 'exists' is spelled 'ixists'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Oh I see, I though it was "is"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

PEBKAC 187,000, PIBKAC 11,300.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Wetware problem.
Or perhaps PICNIC (Problem In Chair Not In Computer).
Or my favourite, CUNT (Can't Use New Technology).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Brand spanking new hardrive and it didn't boot up properly.
It's doing a start up repair. Fuck knows how long that's going to take.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

You might as well have a wank while you're waiting.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I find it helps

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

+nother

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

It's decided to work now.
The repair thing didn't work so I turned it off and on again and now it's working.

Fucking computers.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Hey, you fixed it
Want a job?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I reckon that hard drive is on the way out already.
Be prepared for it to fail again quite soon.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I am expecting it.
Our bookeeper is coming on Wednesday to put some software she has on it so I'm expecting fuck ups then.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Is a 'bookeeper' like a zookeeper, but more surprising?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Well she certainly surprises the hell out of me when she fixes my cock ups.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Nah man
Boos make Hinoy in hovas
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Man, work at International Heating Products Ltd really flies along, doesn't it?
I'm refusing to get the coffee round in and one of the lads in the office has cracked first. Result
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

In the shittest lecture ever.
Came prepared to make a land yacht, which I designed and everything only to have over half the set not turn up and doing boring lecture instead due to numbers
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

What the fuck does that have to do with teaching kids?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

being a teacher has nothing to do with teaching these days
do try and keep up.

It's all about complaining about your workload and that you don't have enough holiday.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Mrs Cow is a teacher

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

you have my condolences

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

+ 13 weeks free childcare

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

+having to take holidays at the same time as all the cunts with kids when it is expensive

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Actually the hols here are slightly different from darn sarf
and so we get cheaper hols
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

scotland?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

No, it just seems slightly different
Example - Easter hols start 18th April but some schools start on the 22nd.

Mrs Cow is on for a new job at the moment. She has to hand in her notice in May for September
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Nah, she's one of these
www.myfirstsexteacher.com (Don't click it, it's a real website)
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I wish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

hangoverlols

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

How come you have a hangover?
Wait, did you have a massive celebration when I left?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I didn't have a hangover. I was on diet coke.
I assume you did though, you drunken bastard.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I'm not Al...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

That's what they all say.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)

No really, he's not me.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I smelled hairspray and got confused...
it was either from Labs's gay hair or your sambucca breath.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

You'll be pleased to know I got angry hiccups in the taxi on the way home
I blamed the Fried Chicken.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

YES!
I hiccuped last night and shouted ANGRY AL!
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

You're mean

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I have never heard this before IN MY WHOLE LIFE

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Thank you for the birthday text.
My sister phoned me at about 8am being really loud and cheerful, and then as soon as she rang off she called my parents and got them to phone me and be loud and cheerful too.

Bastards.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

This is excellent siblingly work.
That cake was amazing. Your wife is perfect.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

She is a bit, isn't she.
Are you still free for SU-SU-SU-SUSHISATURDAY?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I am if you are.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I am, and so's my wife, and so's my IRL friend who isn't on the internet.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I might bring my non-bf then.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

You should do.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I shall watch him struggle with the decision:
Leave computer chair or miss out on food.
It's going to be a close call.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

You mean your booooooooyyyyyyyyyyffffffffffrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiieeeeeeeennnnnnnndddddddd!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

IE auto-corrected this to:
I want to have nothing to do with that bacon in the freezer.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I bet your BF has already eaten it.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Nope!
He doesn't know it's there :)
I told him to eat the leftover broccoli through.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)

ea +ou
Damn I'm bored.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

ed ing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Touché.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

In the immortal words of Randal Graves, "This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers".
I am currently refusing the worrying noises coming out of Ms Foxtrot's sister's bedroom on Saturday night. Bed-creaky noises accompanied by loud, high-pitched yelps. The yelps are what concerns me. I know she had a boy over but they can't have been having sex. Women don't ENJOY sex, do they?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)

It was a puppy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

head of department
just bought 100 creme eggs for his birthday office treat.

why is it that you HAVE to drink milk when you eat chocolate? why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

This^
I prefer milk with chocolate to tea/coffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Haha, what an amazingly autistic massive abuse of a position of power.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

creme eggs are shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

They are a bit meh
Much better chocolate than a creme egg. Mrs Cow loves them though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

They are too sickly
if you want egg shaped chocolate it's all about mini eggs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH mini STRIKETHROUGH Japanese Love

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Mini Eggs fucking rock!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I am a massive Creme Egg fan
whereas my missues hates them. Want to swap?
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Surely we are both in the best position?
She doesn't nick your creme eggs, I don't nick Mrs Cows.

Although does Mrs Kroney have nice tits?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Actually, that's a good point. I don't want competition.
Naturally she does, I am *very* shallow.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)

we've all already had a go on yours

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Everybody has.
Share and share alike. Speaking of which, yours is pretty nice looking.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)

that is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

i wouldn't buy one
as there are many things i prefer. but if they are rolling around the office (not on the floor), hells yes please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I surprised he didn't buy 120 of them.
Cheaper by the dozen...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

he may have done
i didn't count them! there's just lots of massive boxes of them.

i have stolen 2 so that i have one for tomorrow my trainee.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:06, Reply)

trainee boooooooyyyyyyyyyffffffffrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

SSSSSSSSSH
i don't DO relationships!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)

So he's just someone you like hanging out with, and if you're both not doing anything later that evening
maybe just helping relieve the tensions of working in the city.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Weird coincidence, some bastard just nicked loads of creme eggs from my local shop...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

You know who I blame?
NICK (CL)EGG AND HIS CRONIES.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)

This deserves a click

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Fucks sake
why is it that my building is normally as quiet as a morgue, but the one time I go out for a afternoon run and get back looking a horrific sweaty mess everybody in the whole fucking building is walking around the lobby, the kitchen and the gents toilets.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I'm going to pretend I'm too confused by your ever-changed name to remember who you are, for the sake of a strikethrough
un aping session

Seriously, how far did you go today?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)

a mere 1.6 miles according to mapmyrun.com
but only took about 15 minutes.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Mapmyrun.com is fucking invaluable
That's good going actually. We (the missus and I) ran down the Uni yesterday and thanks to her refusal to run quickly it took nearly 40 minutes (about 3 miles) so you're making good time there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I currently feel like I'm trying to cough my lungs up and it's giving me a headache
I think I probably need to warm up a bit before starting.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Er, yeah, most probably
Bet you didn't have much chance to cool down afterwards either if you came straight back to work. I used to hate trying to get on with my job after a lunchtime run. Good on you for sticking at it though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I reckon a few pushups and squats in the office before I go out
and then just walk the last hundred yards are so back from the garage to cool down.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Sorry mate, wasan't ignoring you, just got busy
NOT LIKE THAT. Pushups are certainly a good way to get the heart-rate going, but don't let anyone see you doing them - you're bound to get jeers and the like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I work alone so no chance of being spotted.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)