Nah, she's one of these
www.myfirstsexteacher.com (Don't click it, it's a real website)
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I wish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

hangoverlols

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

How come you have a hangover?
Wait, did you have a massive celebration when I left?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I didn't have a hangover. I was on diet coke.
I assume you did though, you drunken bastard.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I'm not Al...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

That's what they all say.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)

No really, he's not me.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I smelled hairspray and got confused...
it was either from Labs's gay hair or your sambucca breath.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

You'll be pleased to know I got angry hiccups in the taxi on the way home
I blamed the Fried Chicken.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

YES!
I hiccuped last night and shouted ANGRY AL!
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

You're mean

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I have never heard this before IN MY WHOLE LIFE

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Thank you for the birthday text.
My sister phoned me at about 8am being really loud and cheerful, and then as soon as she rang off she called my parents and got them to phone me and be loud and cheerful too.

Bastards.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

This is excellent siblingly work.
That cake was amazing. Your wife is perfect.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

She is a bit, isn't she.
Are you still free for SU-SU-SU-SUSHISATURDAY?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I am if you are.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I am, and so's my wife, and so's my IRL friend who isn't on the internet.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I might bring my non-bf then.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

You should do.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I shall watch him struggle with the decision:
Leave computer chair or miss out on food.
It's going to be a close call.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

You mean your booooooooyyyyyyyyyyffffffffffrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiieeeeeeeennnnnnnndddddddd!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

IE auto-corrected this to:
I want to have nothing to do with that bacon in the freezer.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I bet your BF has already eaten it.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Nope!
He doesn't know it's there :)
I told him to eat the leftover broccoli through.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)