Hire my own militia
and seize power in some shitty African country. Rule with an iron fist, enslave the population and work them to death building a massive impregnable military compound. Buy a dirty bomb from a former Soviet Bloc country and begin taking over the surrounding countries one at a time, creating a brutally unfair despotic regime. Just for the lolz, you understand.

Something like that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think many people got there first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I'm not saying it's an original idea.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I think its the best so far
Kristine's was fairly good though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)

the point is, he won't be able to make me kill my loved ones
but man, think how much fun it would be!
like that movie Toy!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)

at least we know it's a relatively solid plan

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)

*nods*
Are you in? I need people of your calibre - people who can think on their feet without getting bogged down by petty morals.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Don't bother recruiting me.
I can't even remember to put oil in a car.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)

The only morals on here that get discussed
grow under trees
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)

look, I'm not saying I like the idea, but most people will do anything for money
hell, sometimes when I'm hungover I could punch a 5 year old for a pepsi
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)

That should be your sig.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Someone played too much Risk when he was a kid

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Never played it.
I played 'Escape from Colditz' relentlessly though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Did you ever manage to finish a game?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

+ failed on purpose

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

naa, he was always the guards

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)

best game ever
Risk isn't far behind
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Somehow I have obtained three copies of Risk
Lord of the Rings (not bad at all), Transformers (shit cash-in) and the original, which is still enormously playable. My quest to take and hold Asia throughout continues. Fruitlessly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Apologies
Asia cock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Jimi Hendrix played Risk all the time
when he was living with Chas Chandler of The Animals.

FACT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Did he go in unsheathed?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Oh god, I need to buy Key to the Kingdom.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I've got it
I'm in tomorrow night if you want to pop over
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I can't remember where you live =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

According to you, everywhere

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)

'cus you're ev-ry where too me, and when I close my eyes, it's you I see.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)

This is going to bug the fuck out of me
Who's this song by please?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Michelle Branch =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)

who MARTIN, 39, BOTTOM INSPECTOR FROM LUDLOW?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Viz lols

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)

The bottom inspector part I was expecting
but I'm not having you claim I'm older than you. That's not on.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)