I'd gorge on alcohol and food, then take myself to the "landlords" bedroom and position myself right in the middle of her bed and then shoot myself in the head
that way it's full of piss and shit, and the only thing she will remember when she walks into her bedroom is my bloody corpse

alt: I just got Black Swan on dvd. This has brightened my mood quite a bit.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It'll ruin it when you watch it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

have you seen it?
i quite liked it
it broke my "going to the cinema alone" cherry
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I couldn't stand her stupid frowning face all the way through
Also it is about ballet which is boring.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

ooh you want a happy cheery dance movie?
you should probably watch the wiggles then

or maybe eclipse, I think bella smiles in the that one
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

No, I don't want to watch a film about dance ever
name one good film about dance?

that isn't bent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Black Swan

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Schindlers List

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

never seen it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

"A laugh a minute" Paul Ross, Mirror

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

*box of tissues joke*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

you are wrong, it is shit and boring and shit
and she doesn't even get her tits out in the lezza bit, nil points
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

that was one of the hottest lesbian scenes ever
and if you don't agree it's because you're not a woman so you're obviously wrong
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

let me direct you to youporn.com for hotter lesbian sex

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

oh yeah, sure, girls writhing on beds, barely touching and moaning worse than a cow giving birth

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

you've been watching the wrong porn

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Cow porn is notoriously rubbish
Even with all those lovely udders
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)

shut it Nursie

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Good films ABOUT dance or films involving good dancing?
If the former; The Company, Shall We Dance (either 1936 Fred & Ginger or the more recent Japanese film), Follow the Fleet, An American In Paris

If the latter; The Band Wagon, Top Hat (indis-fucking-putably so), Step Up, Singin' In The Rain and obviously Dirty Dancing.

Off the top of my head.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Not seen any of them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I knew you were going to say that
I'm off home, if you see Bartleby please wind him up about the cricket for me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)

The ones of these I've seen are shit
that dancing bollocks with fred Astaire etc is so god awful and twee.

Dirty Dancing seen bits of it, GAYEST MOVIE EVER
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)

*sniffles* you take that BACK

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

it is fucking gay

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

What that DD is the GAYEST MOVIE EVER
i forgot to add the god awful soundtrack
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Step Up 2 had an awesome set at the end.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

one good film about dance
The Red Shoes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Based on the Hans Christian Anderson of the same name?
Where she ends up having her feet amputated? I always thought that was overly menacing for a kids story...
(berk, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

You do possess a great put down Kristine!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I did see the first Eclipse film, i can honestly say it was one of the worst films I've ever, ever seen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

how many are there?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Don't know, but it's definately a series
of massive turds
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

it's the TWILIGHT series, Eclipse is the third movie
Twilight was the first, and I agree with you, it was one of the worst films I've ever seen
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)

ah, thought it sounded wrong...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:36, Reply)

hahahahah why did you watch that?
Are you a 13 year old girl posing as a man on the internet?

Don't get many of them to the pound.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Blame the misses and a lack of other DVD's in her friends spare bedroom

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Worth it just for the lesbian sex scene
I'm not remotely gay but even I thought that was hot.
(berk, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

thank you!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)