Good work there mate
Good things... I bought Ms Foxtrot flowers for no reason other than that she didn't have any and I'd tidied the house and wanted the front room to look nice. Does that count?

Alt: I masturbate almost constantly. I'm masturbating right now. That's why it's taken me so long to reply.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That does count, yes
Brownie points.

Alt:
Mindbleach please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Can someone pass Sporty the mindbleach?
I'm busy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:29, Reply)

You have a hand free
Almost two in fact
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:29, Reply)

One typing
One wanking

How many hands do you think I have?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I was merely implying that you have a small cock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I got it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I got it too
But I was hardly likely to indulge you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

s hardly likely to indulge you
nt you to worry that I am going to bust your rectum wide open.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

8/10 and a click
Well earned
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)

woo!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

That's my good thing I've done recently;
I've made Vipros' god damn day
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

you aspire to make my hole weak though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

That, if anything, is even better
Not quite a 9, but take a second successive 8/10, a click and the knowledge that you made me officelol despite what is promising to be an absolute shithouse of a working day.

I'd quit now if I were you. You'll never see glory like this again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I'll take your advice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

+a +hole

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

7/10
Porkylips nips in there with a rarity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

day anus into a pleasure palace for my dirty gay cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Hmm. 7/10
Only because Vippers has set the bar so high
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I realised this as soon as I posted, thanks for the sympathy points

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Not at all, sir. Good quality use of the strikethrough
Your previous form works in your favour also
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

ta muchly, to be honest I haven't finished my coffe and I'm struggling to get going this morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Needs MOAR e

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Point proven

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)