Work
I had a massive win at work yeaterday. Saved the firm almost 50m dollars.

Alt: Mrs SYFTS in a nurses uniform in a Southend B & B.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Southend? I hope you took your own bedding

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Full body condom.
Went and saw Stuart Lee at the Cliffs. Decided to make a weekend of it. Never again!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I swing between thinking that he is a genius and thinking that he is an arrogant self righteous bore

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I agree.
He was good this time. Not too preachy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Have you seen his "vomiting into the gaping anus of Christ" bit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Yes.
Fucking funny.

He did a bit about Al-Qaeda not being British terrorists like the IRA. Even though the IRA didn't want to be British. Big round of applause for the IRA etc.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)