Haha she would hate me and applebite
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:10, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

she really hates me
partly because we couldn't be more different. and partly because she takes me seriously when i am being flippant.

and partly because i am a bit of a dick with her, it's like having a big stick and a balloon to poke with it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I'm liking how no one gives a shit about wishing Apple luck.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)

She's not here
So no need to. I'll ask her how it went later.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I texted offering advice
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Was it "remember to cup the balls"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

It was to take her knickers off pass them to the interviewer under the table
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

ha like she wears knickers.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Now I've remembered Batman's sex voice
"WORK THE SHAFT, THAT'S IT, HARDER!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I'm looking forward to engaging her in debate
over gender roles. I'm very good at acting the chauvinist.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

"acting"
yeah.

acting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Who let you out of the kitchen?

( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)