Three?
Alyssa Milano's rack and... one other boob?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The ginger bird was fit
and Shannon Doherty was good at times. Norktastic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I have no idea who the ginger bird is
I never really watched it.

Because I'm not a 13-year-old girl.

(I strongly advise you to roll out the stepdaughter excuse)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I did! Look ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Oh yeah
Apologies for the earlier creepy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Not a problem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

No, that's why
you don't watch Glee, is it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I watch Glee because I'm a fucking idiot
and a sucker for poorly-produced song & dance numbers. And the abuse that comes with watching it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)

And you review it on Facebook because...

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

See above

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Because
he's a 13 year old girl?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Exactly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Bizarrely, a number of my friends have told me they enjoy my reviews significantly more than the show itself
Which I appreciate is not saying much. I review it on Facebook because that's what an FB status update is for; to self-indulgently alert people to what you're doing and assume they care.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Yes, well
you're not telling them what you're doing. Then, you'd say: "Watching another crap chapter of Glee". You're reviewing the show. And you do it talking to them, as if they could listen to you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Well, they can
In the respect that they can read it, and reply, via the comments. I'm not sure what the problem with this is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

She was Rose McGowan.
Alyssa Milano was freezing cold for every single episode of Charmed, it was great.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Yes, yes she was

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)