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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dead thread is dead
Come on people, lets get a mass debate going here.

Favourite:
TV Series of all time
TV Series now

ALT Q:
Fuck you, just answer a question. Any question
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:21, 233 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Yes

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Cheers.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)
You're welcome.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Good answer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
It always works
Look at the Prime Minister, he only has to say Yes all the time and everybody is happy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Vote Aber!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I promisse
I'll do a right mess of the country, but I'll do it knowing what I'm doing and without lying to anyone!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
This gets my vote
At least you are honest
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
There we are
One vote down, just a few more that I need.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)
And in a more serious answer:
Star Trek.

Futurama.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)
2 foot long meatball sandwiches

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Just like
Agnostic Antichrist.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)
The question was:
What's the strangest thing ever found in Agnostic Antichrists anus?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Darth Foxtrot

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
THAT WAS NEVER PROVEN!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Methinks he doth protest too much.... errrr....eth

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Haha
Poor them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Fuck the fuck off
As if I'd bang a Scouser. Who do you think I am, DJTrialPrice?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
You're not the boss of me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Uuuuh
You're in a bad mood...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)
I don't like men telling me what to do Aber.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Sorry
Please answer a fucking question
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Is that a pretty please with pretty flowers sprinkled all around?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Of course
AND a cherry on t'top
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Okey dokey!
I'll have a think.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
And cream?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I thought they went together
like Darth and men's toilets at night
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Eh, I can hardly be bothered to mark this
6/10
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)
*puts hands on BGB's head and pushes down*....

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
You smooth!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Nasty, nasty

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
What?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
You!!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
*bites*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Well done, you!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
: )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
The Wire or Lost (I can't choose so dont fucking ask me to)
Now: The Walking Dead (even though it was a bit of a let down)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I thought the Walking Dead was class
Finished too early though.

EDIT:
Are the Wire and Lost that good? I've not seen either
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
The first episode was great
and then they started talking about feelings and stuff. Just shoot something!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Yeah
It was still very watchable and the effects were excellent. The zombie with no legs in the first episode in the park was terrifying!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I think they spent a lot of their budget for the effects in episode 1.
As for "The Wire" and "Lost", yes, I think they are excellent. A bit daunting for a newbie as there are so many episodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I'm hoping they turn up on Sky Atlantic or something
Am watching the Sopranos from the start on there at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
you can't debate that, everyone has their own personal tastes of what they like or don't like
it'll be an argument but everyone will be right, because it's what they like that matters

but, I'm just going to go ahead and say Jersey Shore here

alt: beets are horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
As in beetroot?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
yeah
worst nasty of anything in the whole world
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I like it
Got some from Mrs Cow's dad straight from the garden. Boiled then roasted with balsamic vinegar and chilli flakes they were absolutely lovely. Make you piss pink too!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Also see beetroot with goats cheese and balsamic vinegar

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Or chopped with grated carrot as a side salad

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I love beetroot.
nomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
*rubs beetroot on...*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
grater to add to a salad

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Me too!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)
what is wrong with you people

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I'm with you Kristine
Ms Foxtrot loves beetroot. Even with her obviously dubious taste, this is a step too far towards the Land of Wrong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)
yeah it's like , hey lets eat a spoon full of dirt!
gross!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)
And it's tougher to wash out of your skin than hair dye
And I know about hair dye.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)
they're evil

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)
My hair's getting quite long now
and it's three weeks til I have it cut. There'll be plenty for them to play with. Can't wait
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)
GROSS.
I've already had this discussion this morning.
If someone were to every try to torture me into talking, I'd likely not flinch when faced with a knife or maybe a gun. If you try to make me eat beets I will cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Someone could say Voyager is better than DS9
THEY'D BE FUCKING WRONG
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)
DS9 was shit in comparison to Voyager.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I'm just going to go ahead and call you wrong here, ok?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)
*fives*

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
They were both shit in comparison to Enterprise.
Malcom was the best character in any Star Trek, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I'd fuck T'pols ears off.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Meh
Hoshi's were it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
She could stay there and translate.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
TV Series of all time - Fawlty Towers, Firefly, Blackadder, Buffy The Vampire Slayer & Angel
TV Series of now - Chuck, Castle, How I Met Your Mother, Bones.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I couldn't be arsed with Buffy and Angel
It all was a bit shit for me. Mrs Cow's daughter used to watch them constantly, along with Charmed (which has 3 good reasons to watch)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Buffy had Alyson Hannigan, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eliza Dushku, etc
Angel had the same, plus Charisma Carpenter, Amy Acker, Alexa Davalos, etc.

Lovely, lovely women!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Three?
Alyssa Milano's rack and... one other boob?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
The ginger bird was fit
and Shannon Doherty was good at times. Norktastic
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I have no idea who the ginger bird is
I never really watched it.

Because I'm not a 13-year-old girl.

(I strongly advise you to roll out the stepdaughter excuse)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I did! Look ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Oh yeah
Apologies for the earlier creepy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Not a problem

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)
No, that's why
you don't watch Glee, is it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I watch Glee because I'm a fucking idiot
and a sucker for poorly-produced song & dance numbers. And the abuse that comes with watching it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)
And you review it on Facebook because...

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)
See above

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Because
he's a 13 year old girl?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Exactly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Bizarrely, a number of my friends have told me they enjoy my reviews significantly more than the show itself
Which I appreciate is not saying much. I review it on Facebook because that's what an FB status update is for; to self-indulgently alert people to what you're doing and assume they care.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Yes, well
you're not telling them what you're doing. Then, you'd say: "Watching another crap chapter of Glee". You're reviewing the show. And you do it talking to them, as if they could listen to you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Well, they can
In the respect that they can read it, and reply, via the comments. I'm not sure what the problem with this is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)
She was Rose McGowan.
Alyssa Milano was freezing cold for every single episode of Charmed, it was great.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Yes, yes she was

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Holy fuck you watch the shittest TV

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
To each, their own.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Fuck that
NakedApe is wrong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I agree with you
I like and dislike in a very similar way as AA
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I'm glad you're back to agree with me about stuff

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)
It's just Glee, you know?
And I used to see Charmed. Not every week, but I'd enjoy it from time to time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I'll give you Glee
I'm easily entertained
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Ok, fine
I'll give you Charmed. I don't like confrontation.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)
But without confrontation the make-up sex will just be... sex

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Do you have any good methods of staying awake at work?
I am so tired that I can barely think.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Coffee
Then brush your teeth. For some reason, brushing my teeth wakes me up.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
..........
1. Fall asleep
2. Get caught
3. "They warned me at the blood bank that this might happen"
4. ?
5. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Scratch your palms
stimulates a small amount of adrenaline but not too much.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
You are full of fact today!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
It's just gas.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Apologies
c r
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Drink a pint of cold water, honest
failing that cuntpunch yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Or, if you have an office
Scatter stationery on the floor, then lie down and sleep with your head positioned next to the door. When someone opens the door (hitting you in the head and waking you up) claim to have been picking it up.

Repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
repeat, lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
haha!
Good one.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
This happened to me last week.
Luckily the boss was out so I had a 15min power nap. Felt fine afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
get up and do something like empty the trash or cleaning

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I guess V would be a favorite insofar as I used to make sure I never missed an episode.
Recently it would have to be Father Ted. I'm not a big TV watcher nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Ahh yes!
Original V was a classic! I'm quite enjoying the new series starting again on SyFy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I haven't watched the new series yet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
The first one was good but a bit slow
2nd one just started last week. Guess who is in it?!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
No idea! Who?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I shall gaz you
For fear of being murdered if anyone else is watching it!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Hurry up.
I'm going home in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I've done it!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
No you haven't.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I've sent you another one now
I think we may have mice
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I'm going to go ahead and say that all varients of Star Trek were/are shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I'm going to go ahead and say that you were/are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
and always will be

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Will anyone dare say Red Dwarf, cos they can fuck right off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I'll agree with you on everything after The Next Generation.
Especially Deep Space 9...I mean c'mon...a black guy in charge? Affirmitive Action strikes again
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
The original is fucking awful
Awful acting
Awful Scripts
Awful Effects
Awful Plots
Awful, awful, AWFUL
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Tut, tut, tut...
I bet you didn't even put yourself down as a "Jedi Knight" on the census
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I did!
This time and last
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)
oh fuck
when is the census deadline?

do not want £1,000 fine...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
If you read the front it says "please be sure to return on the 27th March"
"Or as close as possible afterwards."

Or words to that effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)
crap
i don't have £1,000. i spent most of it on a handbag and some clothes last night.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Do it tonight, send it tomorrow, you'll be fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)
It takes about 5 mins tops

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Do it online. Takes 30 mins tops.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)
You utter fucking cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Oh fuck off you miserable twat
What did you put? "Church of Hendrix", presumably
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Satanist
WwwwwOOOOooooOOOOOooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)
I assumed you would have thrown your lot in with the dark side
and that's not even a bummer joke

or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Amusingly,
Ms Foxtrot engaged me in a discussion about what qualities a Jedi should possess and whether I felt I pursued the appropriate lifestyle to qualify. She made a very valid point about Jedis using the Force to control their emotions. I did not care.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)
They are also celibate (according to Quai Gon Jin & Tonic)
but I just meant that you used "Darth" in your username
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Believe it or not
I put Jedi because I thought putting "Sith Lord" was TOO geeky. Yeah, you read that right. I use Darth in my user name because Obi Wan Foxtrot makes me sound like I've got a Ewan McGregor fetish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)
All those dicks that put Jedi down add to the overall % of people that can be counted as "religeous"
giving pompous wankers like the Arch Bishop of Cunterbury the opportunity to talk about how X% of britain is religous, cis bollocks.

Also many people associate themselves with a religous group, ie I'm catholic, as that's how they were raised, they neither still believe nor are active so should answer none for all of our sakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I answered "none"
infidel heathen that I am
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)
The census computer changes that to C of E you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)
But i'm not even christened
although I do worship a carpenter who lived 2000 years ago. His name was Dave and he was the best chippy around.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Doesn't matter. If you are english, or at a stretch scottish or welsh, that counts as C of E.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Damn, I knew I should have answered "Yokel"
or "Wurzel"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)
*fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I hear ya.
All of them without exception are complete bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Its all a bit meh for me
I could probably sit and watch it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Step back
Monty is WRONG about something on the internet.

I am gobsmacked.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Oh come on.
It's rubbish and has been since the fucking 60s or whenever it started. It's like a bad American soap opera but in space - there's always some 'hidden' 'thought-provoking' message that's about as subtle as being walloped in the face by a brieze block and about as enjoyable.

It. Is. Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Why don't they shoot shit up more, because they are intergalactic benders, that's why
going where no man had been before was into an alien rectum
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)
This might amaze you
but a TV programme doesn't have to be subtle, thought-provoking, loaded with symbolism and real-world parallels or even especially well-acted to be ENTERTAINING. For some of us simple folk, the prospect of enjoying an hour of TV rather than sneering at its poor production values and listening to Electric Landlady for the thousandth time is quite endearing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)
All time: Monkey! , Shogun, The World at War,
Now: The Bible's Hidden Secrets OBV.


Alt: Tatchell is slightly benter than him but only just.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Yup! Monkey was another I'd never miss.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Tatchell- only marginally benter than Boyce.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I remember watching Monkey! but it was Starsky and Hutch for me
Friday night TV!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Invigorating!
Firefly.
Chuck. Or possibly Fringe; I haven't seen enough of it yet to decide.

Alt: A homicidal train driver, two citrus fruits of differing varieties and a green mouse mat.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Best alt answer so far

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Chuck is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Probably The Wire or Supernatural
currently Breaking Bad
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)
All time favourite.... Thunderbirds.
Now, I think there has been so much shite on recently, erm... Sherlock Holmes was quite good recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Fuck yeah!
Thunderbirds reminds me of my granddad
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Which character?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Brains
/zombielols
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Not Parker then?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Sherlock Holmes was superb.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Oooooh, tricksy
Ever: Battlestar Galactica
Now: the only thing I make a point of watching every week is Glee, and even I know that's actually bobbins. Is House still going? If so, that. Lost track of it after it went to Sky. Cunts.

Actually, what am I saying? Match of the Day. Easy.

Alt: I genuinely have no idea. I assume he's just massively lonely and craves attention, or maybe has dyssemia or something.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I don't understand how anyone can watch glee.
or BG. It's a bit like stargate universe, no? I only watched the first episode of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Stargate universe is really growing on me actually.
Proper good now.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)
it's growing on you?
like "oh this show is totally shit, but maybe if I waste a few more nights watching it then it might get better"?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)
More like, god that character is annoying
but he's only in it for about 15 mins but then he gets less annoying and you think "this isn't the best show ever" but you still want to watch the next episode.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Pity it's been cancelled then.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Yeah all the best shows are.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)
is this the part where we're all supposed to weep over firefly?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Ref: Firefly, Caprica (FUCKS SAKES), others I can't be bothered to think of
Stupid American TV Execs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)
i think you'll find it's because the shows were shit and no one watched them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)
I would agree to some extent
Firefly was never actually that good
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Yes it was
It was awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)
It really wasn't
if it hadn't been cancelled, just left to limp out it's second season no-one would remember it.

Don't get me wrong, it was mildly enjoyable. But it wasn't groundbreaking, most of the characters were cliche stereotypes. I liked Simon and River, but most of the others just needed a kick up the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)
It wasn't meant to be groundbreaking
The "sci-fi western" template was established by a little film called Star Wars and the Mal Reynolds/Han Solo comparisons are easy to see. What it did have was excellent dialogue, (mostly) great acting and a very intriguing setup. It was effortlessly entertaining from beginning to end.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)
The acting was mediocre
precisely because of the stereotypes. The dialogue was clever in some bits, but certainly not all the time. It wasn't futuristic enough either. Fair enough it didn't have to be groundbreaking and awesome, but it could've been a bit more original than it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)
shows that aren't sci fi that have been cancelled and I like:
Sophie
Dead Like Me
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Simple: if they are a cretin, that's how.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)
wise words mein lieb

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)
BSG is fucking awesome, by refusing to watch it you're missing out on one of the greatest shows ever made
purely because your attitude to the genre it's in. Which is beyond stupid.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Plus it's excellent to watch while stoned.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)
why, I never...
it's fucking shit
maybe I'm just not into shows where people are lost, which seems to be a reoccurring theme in everyones choice of television on here
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Yeah looks great and in no way camp

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Come on!
It has Face in it!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I don't mind science fiction.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Watch it from the Miniseries in order.
In a couple of months you'll be saying frak.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Chompy is right
I don't say that lightly. But he is absolutely on the money here.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Blimey!
I may print this post out
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)
nothing in the known universe
could make me say frak, and I watched two series of BSG trying to get into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)
No I won't.
And no I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)
I'm going to regret asking this
But why not?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I simply haven't the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:52, Reply)
family guy
family guy

but as a kid i bloody LOVED dogtanian and dungeons & dragons. i would have crawled naked across broken glass for that invisibility cloak and sheila's sassy red bob.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)
These are better answers
Look here everyone, see the complete lack of Science fiction geek shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I still hum the tune to dogtanian factfans

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Also 'Uni' the comedy sidekick was fucking bent

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I know the whole lyrics
In Spanish, though...

Eran uno dos y tres
Los famosos Mosqueperros...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1140591
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I see...
...but I don't understand.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)
That's the beauty of life
.... like a carrier bag in the wind
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)
now i'm humming it too
thanks a lot roarface.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)
No problemo
I'm being bullied by legless, I don't think I can go on
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)
eh? have you made a foray into /QOTW

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Haven't been fucked this week, but legless posted something terrible on links that I've just seen
:'' (
b3ta.com/links/608364
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)
ha ha ha ha
What is it people the South West and sexual perversions involving 1 sock?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)
It's OK, I've white knighted you there now.
You should be OK from here on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)
MY HERO

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)
You of all people should not be making Ardal O'Hanlon allusions, old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)
He's harmless enough, but the 10 minutes of that show that I watched gave me a migraine it was that bad.
What the hell was he thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)
His bird was quite fit though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)
PHOAR, I'D SMASH HER BACK DOORS RIGHT IN
If I wasn't twatting around on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)
It also might help if she was agreeable to the whole venture really

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Maybe she's already married and 'taken'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I suppose it would help if she had Bella's morals

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1139577
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)
His standup is OK. That show is faeces.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Shit sells to the commissioners

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)
...during coitus

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)
'The Lion goes from strength to strength'
/robbed from some long past qotw post
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Juliette was hot
/Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Tigger reminded me of Uni this very morning.
That Dungeon Master was cunt though. "Ooh here comes that devilish fella in his maxi-coat. I'm off. Look within yourseeeeelves. Good luck Furry Knickers..." *vanishes*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I'm not really watching telly at the moment, as in, shows other than cooking and hollyoaks.
I keep on meaning to watch quite a few though, Fringe, the latest two seasons of House, 24, Lost, no ordanry family, prison break.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Secret Diary of a Call Girl is probably my all time favorite series
I bought the first season on sale from a movie store that was shutting down and I've probably watched it 5 times this year.
Also, True Blood is pretty awesome and The L Word.
Along with Nurse Jackie, Weeds, and United States of Tara.
Boardwalk Empire and The Sopranos. The Tudors.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Boardwalk Empire and Sopranos
are what I'm watching at the moment. Both good but a bit slow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Really? I felt like Boardwalk Empire was over too soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)
The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole
and, judging by my viewing habits, Question Time.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)

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