I did!
This time and last
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

oh fuck
when is the census deadline?

do not want £1,000 fine...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Yesterday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

If you read the front it says "please be sure to return on the 27th March"
"Or as close as possible afterwards."

Or words to that effect.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)

crap
i don't have £1,000. i spent most of it on a handbag and some clothes last night.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Do it tonight, send it tomorrow, you'll be fine.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)

It takes about 5 mins tops

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Do it online. Takes 30 mins tops.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

You utter fucking cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Oh fuck off you miserable twat
What did you put? "Church of Hendrix", presumably
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Satanist
WwwwwOOOOooooOOOOOooooo
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I assumed you would have thrown your lot in with the dark side
and that's not even a bummer joke

or is it?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Amusingly,
Ms Foxtrot engaged me in a discussion about what qualities a Jedi should possess and whether I felt I pursued the appropriate lifestyle to qualify. She made a very valid point about Jedis using the Force to control their emotions. I did not care.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)

They are also celibate (according to Quai Gon Jin & Tonic)
but I just meant that you used "Darth" in your username
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Believe it or not
I put Jedi because I thought putting "Sith Lord" was TOO geeky. Yeah, you read that right. I use Darth in my user name because Obi Wan Foxtrot makes me sound like I've got a Ewan McGregor fetish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)