Fuck off Bert
In other news, length depends on the length of your vaginal canal, girth I suspect depends on both genetics and how far and how often one has been previously stretched...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 18:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

but it always goes back to shape
ya know, if you haven't been...ahem...stretched...for a while
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Mr Ape
Sure vaginal shape and size is a factor.

Who is this Bert of whom you speak? Does he have a friend Ernie?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Nah, he was a massive tool who used to post here, but people found out that he'd shagged his sistyer so he flounced
but then kept returning in different guises.

It's a welcoming thing, welcome!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Fangs
I fink.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 18:56, Reply)

yeah why not
This is a nice first thread for you!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 18:56, Reply)

she's been here before
you're just late on teh news
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Oh soz, will try and keep up but my brain has melted today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)