or fold in half, then shove it in

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Drunk sex; like trying to push toothpaste back into the tube

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Old toothpaste
I'm almost old enough to remember when toothpaste came in those nice metal tubes, and if you were a little overenthusiastic with the squeezing, you could probably get about 4cm back in the tube if you were skilled enough.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:03, Reply)

A girl I used to live with starting going out with a guy who always inserted his penis limp.
He didn't like to get hard first and then enter. Fuck knows why.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Do not understand the physics/biology of this...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Me neither.
But she loved him innit.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Love is blind/understanding of weird sexual demands

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Fold it in half?
Is there a chance that we aren't talking about the same thing here?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:00, Reply)

I think it takes a bit of work
and touniquets
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Needless to say
I won't be putting that aspiration to try out folding by means of tourniquets on my online dating profile, or perhaps I should. I might attract a different sort of tosser.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:07, Reply)