Oh grim, what on earth went wrong in someone's life when they're getting a stranger to lick chocolate off your legs while you're up on stage working for tip-money.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*applies*
gonna need a lot more chocolate
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Do you really want the sort of guys who go strip clubs doing that to you? Is this one of those "Any club that would have me as a member..." thing ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:40, Reply)

you make a valid point, there
I'd probably end up with boil-covered tramps in urine soaked rags gorging themselves on the chocolate bonanza on my wobbly thighs.

:(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

I donno if it's worst or not, but I imagine (should this be in London), it would be.
- Sweaty coked up city boys who are more interested in letting you know the value of their watch.
- 17 year old recluses with fake IDs who are drinking £15 bottles of becks who think they're in with a chance.
- Construction workers and tradesmen who are there 'cus it is their mates birthday, but really all of them would rather be at home with the misses or in a fine resturant.
- Middle Easten and Easten Europen men who are only there 'cus it's hareem back home.
- Sad loanly old men who miss their wives since they passed away.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

oh what's the difference between a strip club and downloading porn?
you can go out with your mates and help support a "single mum" or a "college student"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

The question is "What is the differance between going to a strip club and watching porn on C5*"


* It's a low-rate porn, doesn't include any willys that are more erect than norway, it's rare you get to see any fanny, and if you do, it's doing nothing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

1. that's not what I asked
2. I don't know what c5 is
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

What I meant was, pornography contains actual sex, strip clubs don't.
I would presume it's quite fustrating getting a stiffy and not being able to do anything about it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I'm sure something can be arranged.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Oh you massive wrong-side-of-the-alantic tease, you.
I do hope the average punter wouldn't get the same treatment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Of course not, darling

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

shower show is 30$
Then 5$ for one stripper to touch the other wherever you want
Id say they're doing something right
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Is that what the punters are paying, or what the strippers are getting? Do they pay any sort of 'rent' from that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:39, Reply)

So wait a sec, someone actually pays £5 for one stripper to touch the other? What sort of things do people say? do they get a say with where they touch it? How long do they have to hold there for?
They must get so teddious "YEAH MAN ! TOUCH HER FANNY ! TOUCH HER FANNY FOR 30 SECONDS WITH YOUR TOUNGE ! HELL YEAH !" just like every other man in the bar has said.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

DUNNO, never been in, I always spend my money on booze
but it's something like that I reckon
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Gonz, its only 5 dollars not 5 quid.
Sounds like a bargain.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Nah', it's almost a direct 1:1 ratio if you consider their wages and additional expenses such as health insurance.
A dollar to an american is the same as a quid to a brit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Letting someone lick chocolate off my leg
Sounds like the average afternoon at work really.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)