Who wants to come to a club to see Kristine strip?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 18:56, 55 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

here's a
preview
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Hell yes.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Sure! why not.
I've got some five pound notes ready.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Naa
I already have a bunch of fivers, and if I want to see something like that naked, I can always take my clothes off and look in the mirror.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Yeah, go on then
Last one I went to one of the dirty cunts I was with went sniffing a strippers bumhole as part of the optional 'extra's'. I think Kristine's too nice a girl for that lark.... or is she?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Ew!
And our K is pure class.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I know some classy characters

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

our local has a shower show
my roommate had a "chocolate race" with a bloke to see who could lick the chocolate sauce off the strippers leg faster

of course the lesbian won
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)

that can not be hygenic!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

they are in the shower!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:37, Reply)

but wet chocolate would be nasty!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Go lezzies!

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Oh grim, what on earth went wrong in someone's life when they're getting a stranger to lick chocolate off your legs while you're up on stage working for tip-money.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:32, Reply)

*applies*
gonna need a lot more chocolate
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Do you really want the sort of guys who go strip clubs doing that to you? Is this one of those "Any club that would have me as a member..." thing ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:40, Reply)

you make a valid point, there
I'd probably end up with boil-covered tramps in urine soaked rags gorging themselves on the chocolate bonanza on my wobbly thighs.

:(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

I donno if it's worst or not, but I imagine (should this be in London), it would be.
- Sweaty coked up city boys who are more interested in letting you know the value of their watch.
- 17 year old recluses with fake IDs who are drinking £15 bottles of becks who think they're in with a chance.
- Construction workers and tradesmen who are there 'cus it is their mates birthday, but really all of them would rather be at home with the misses or in a fine resturant.
- Middle Easten and Easten Europen men who are only there 'cus it's hareem back home.
- Sad loanly old men who miss their wives since they passed away.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

oh what's the difference between a strip club and downloading porn?
you can go out with your mates and help support a "single mum" or a "college student"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

The question is "What is the differance between going to a strip club and watching porn on C5*"


* It's a low-rate porn, doesn't include any willys that are more erect than norway, it's rare you get to see any fanny, and if you do, it's doing nothing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

1. that's not what I asked
2. I don't know what c5 is
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

What I meant was, pornography contains actual sex, strip clubs don't.
I would presume it's quite fustrating getting a stiffy and not being able to do anything about it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I'm sure something can be arranged.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Oh you massive wrong-side-of-the-alantic tease, you.
I do hope the average punter wouldn't get the same treatment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Of course not, darling

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

shower show is 30$
Then 5$ for one stripper to touch the other wherever you want
Id say they're doing something right
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Is that what the punters are paying, or what the strippers are getting? Do they pay any sort of 'rent' from that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:39, Reply)

So wait a sec, someone actually pays £5 for one stripper to touch the other? What sort of things do people say? do they get a say with where they touch it? How long do they have to hold there for?
They must get so teddious "YEAH MAN ! TOUCH HER FANNY ! TOUCH HER FANNY FOR 30 SECONDS WITH YOUR TOUNGE ! HELL YEAH !" just like every other man in the bar has said.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

DUNNO, never been in, I always spend my money on booze
but it's something like that I reckon
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Gonz, its only 5 dollars not 5 quid.
Sounds like a bargain.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Nah', it's almost a direct 1:1 ratio if you consider their wages and additional expenses such as health insurance.
A dollar to an american is the same as a quid to a brit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Letting someone lick chocolate off my leg
Sounds like the average afternoon at work really.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I do like a lot of chocolate on my biscuit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:16, Reply)

advertlols

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

biscuit 15" black rubber cock
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

DAmn, I was gonna reply with something like this.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:30, Reply)

I've just had an awful man message me for rude shennanigans on OK Cupid : (
He wanted to lick my pussy. But what if he licked one and the other one got jealous? This is one problem with having two cats.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:08, Reply)

oh pffft
maybe he'll give ample love and attention to both
I only went and disabled my account yesterday
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

it's not all bad on it
I can say no more, though, due to having revealed the location of OT...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)

OMG!
*locks door*
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:16, Reply)

perhaps we can all wear disguises

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Bagsy the beard!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I'll take the false moustache

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

teabagsy the beard, more like

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

This is why I could never have a threesome, I just dont' know the ettiquate.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I'm cooking home-made real chips with a chorizo chicken kiev for dinner tonight, OH OY OH BOY

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)

damn you
I had reheated sausages, oven chips and vegetables. It was dull. Hungry still
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:26, Reply)

This is why you gotta move to London !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I fucked up though, I forgot to put them in the deep fry'ers basket =(
I have a spider thing to fish them out, but it would have been so much easier if I left it in.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:36, Reply)

pretty unlikely
I'm not a big city person. Perhaps I could commute for teatime?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Sounds great, lemmi know when and I'll get something good going =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I think I'm going to try out a few of your recipes this weekend
I really want to try the ravioli thing but I don't have a steamer, any other suggestions?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Do you have a rice cooker? Or some sort of metal grid you could put over a pan of boiling water?
They're pretty good, the ravioli thing, but I saw Jamie Oliver do the same thing on the telly a few weeks ago and it made me Sad Face, I thought I had invented that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:35, Reply)

haha aww
nah, not at current house
I have a flour sifter
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:37, Reply)

That'll do, rest it on top of a pan of boiling water, put the raviloi in there, then put a plate on top.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:40, Reply)

oh man
this is going to be awesome
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:43, Reply)