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You have no idea how traumatising that post is for me
as mr b3th recently bought 300 fucking
kilos of assorted nuts and bolts, and I have helped him to catalogue them. In case you were interested, that is a fuckload of nuts and bastard bolts.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:09,
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Any reason
or is he just a bit "special"?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:11,
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oh, he's definitely a bit 'special'
but he was visiting a factory that was closing down and getting rid of all their stock and he bought a load of stuff to sell on eBay. Over the course of the next four or five years we may well sell the whole lot.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:13,
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wow!
I could not be arsed to sort all that out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:14,
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I get quite upset when people mistake screws for bolts.
If the thread goes all the way to the head, its a screw.
If the thread goes only partially along the shaft, its a bolt.
Were they screws or bolts?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:12,
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both
there were also washers, spacers, self-tappers...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:14,
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Sounds like heaven.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:14,
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You want to come round and play with mr b3th in his workshop?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:15,
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Are you asking someone from the internet to come around and play with your husband's nuts?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:24,
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If it means I don't have to...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:27,
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is now an honest woman
has just been too honest there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:28,
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unfortunately for me
I am a really shit liar. I am also very bad at poker. I'm afraid unswerving honesty is just in my nature.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:32,
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Yeah, I'll come and sort his nuts out for him.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:31,
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