1) I had surgery
2) I fell over in the playground, knocking a lump of flesh out of my knee the size of a 50p piece and so deep I was convinced I could see my kneebone (I was only 5, mind)
3) Sliced my finger open with a scalpel, so deep the blood pulsed out rather than just leaking. I giggled hysterically and my mate fainted.
4) Burn from a motorbike exhaust pipe. Motorbikes and miniskirts don't mix.
(berk, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I did the pulsy blood finger bit
Went straight through most of my thumb with a scalpel. From nail to bone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)

There's nothing quite like being able to see inside your own finger
or being covered in blood with a slightly crazed grin to make teenage girls scream, puke and pass out.
(berk, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I cannot comment on this
It was pissing blood for about 2 hours though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Yes, it did bleed for well over an hour
every time I took the pressure off to see if it had clotted it started pissing blood again. Hence the blood-soaked school shirt and manic look.
(berk, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Scalpels are sharp kids

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Snapped a brand new penknife onto my finger, i could see the bone very briefly
then lots of blood
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)