Oh fuck me
I have ANOTHER one on the top of my head from heading a half brick aged about 6.

Shit - and another one on my hand from trying to punch a mate and hitting a fencepost
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think you're making it up
Just to look important and sexy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I wish I was
I just appear to be a clumsy drunken oaf
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Nothing sexier than a man stupid enough to headbutt a brick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

In my defence it was thrown at me
I didn't really have much choice in the matter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Oh, yes
I'd choose him over a man with reflexes and able to think before doing something stupid every time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

yay!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Shame I'm married, eh?
Well, maybe next life...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)

By the amount of scars I'm collecting
I'm guessing the next life won't be too long!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Haha!
At least you're still alive. You've been lucky after all, with all the accidents you've had.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

True

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

And it's so much fun playing nurses : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

It hurts
here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)