Where the hell have you been?
I've been manning the fort here for all this time waiting for you to show your face.

I don't swear. I'm far too polite.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've been busy Blousie,
But I'm here now!

(Although I am going to the pub in a bit)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Leaving again?
I see
I see

*goes off in a huff*
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I won't be late.
And I'm pretty sure tomorrow will be quiet, so I can spend a bit of time keeping you company on here.

How are you keeping?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I'm ok.
A bit rushed off my feet keeping the B3tans here entertained while your away doing whatever it is that you would rather do.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:30, Reply)

It was a good earner. I had to take it!
How entertaining have you been?

EDIT: Going to put dinner on, back shortly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Not very to be honest.
Just eating my dinner. Back in a bit.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

oh blousie
tell me how I managed to start talking to a guy and having the possibility of a date turn into him asking about my experiences and desires?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

can't you discuss those sorts of things on a date?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:41, Reply)

yeah
it sounds quite promising to me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:44, Reply)

it's not a DATE this is through email, it started as like he wanted to go on a date
but now he's all "wah it's hard growing up because I'm torn between my desires and experimenting or growing up and just being with one girl" and I'm like are you talking about sleeping with whoever or are you polyamourous and he's all "I like to take opportunities to have mutual fun and pleasure, whenever they arise"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Is he Welsh?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

He wants his cake and eat it.
There are quite of few of them on OK cupid.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

yeah, fair dos but ffs
never tell a man you live with lesbians
suddenly you're "open minded"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Never put broad minded on your profile because that must mean you're a S&M slut.

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

They do the best sandwiches and ready meals.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Jeff..............................................................................................LTI

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:59, Reply)

See. I knew you hadn't missed me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I did.
There was a little Jeff shaped hole on off/topic that I always noticed.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:01, Reply)

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.
To mark this, I'm going back to the kitchen to check the progress of my cooking.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I disabled my account a couple days ago.
I'm over it.
When this bloke asked me to tell him about my "experiences and desires" I said you first
he's suddenly not so quick to reply
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

disabled your account?
Did you change your profile to read. 'Hi, I'm Kristine and I'm in a wheel-chair. I like to dribble?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:59, Reply)

"please take advantage of me!"

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:01, Reply)

polyamourous.
Is he a dinosaur? ROAR!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

"me and my mate were masterbating to dinosaur porn
but then my mothersaurus"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I like that.

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I heard you'd been fucked in the gary by a dinosaur and when you woke up you
had a megasauras.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:56, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)