I give up cider for a couple of weeks and this happens.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12925060

What are you responsible for?

Alt: Favourite swear word.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:28, 72 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck off you cunt
The impending apocalypse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Do you see what i did there?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:39, Reply)

*Peers*
Where?

If calling me a cunt was 'what you did' then I'm afraid you'll have to do better, as it's like water off a ducks back!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I'll be trying to formulate a decent rip-off of this stuff next week:
www.boots.com/en/Boots-Expert-Whitening-Mouth-Rinse_34755/
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:43, Reply)

pint of pure white gloss paint do?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Mmm, lovely, lovely solvents.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)

That's a pity
I bought a really nice wine there the other day, and it appears to be the only place in the UK to stock it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:43, Reply)

What was the wine called?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:57, Reply)

For the price
it was really good www.oddbins.com/product-details/quinta-de-bons-ventos
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

There are bound to be other UK stockists.
Have a Google!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:02, Reply)

Have done so
no results
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Bad times.
But then if OddBins are going under, the good people at the vineyard will probably be able to negotiate a new distribution deal, so who knows.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Aids
Alt : bastard
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:53, Reply)

I don't use 'bastard' often enough as an insult.
I must make a note to use it more often, and drop down the number of times I call people a cunt.

If I knew more fat people I'm sure it wouldn't be a problem.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Ahem

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:04, Reply)

You fat bastard!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Wahey

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

You fat bastard!
*Continues the chant*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Call me fat if you dare.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Fatty

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:57, Reply)

*Cries*.
BASTARD!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Broken hearts and DNA tests

( djtrialprice, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:02, Reply)

Nothing. Nothing is ever my fault, and I definitely didn't do that *points*
alt: fuck, it's like a fucking great word, and I use it all the fucking time
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

i have to not use it at work
it's hard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:11, Reply)

me too
I'm such a potty mouth, it's horrible I think I curse the least amount when I'm at work or on here, when I'm talking to people "fuck" or "fucking" is probably every third word I say
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:16, Reply)

I like to make up random swears to use
in the staff room, partly to get rid of stress, partly because it makes people laugh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

I just like calling my friends sluts and bitches.
Twat waffle is a term used often in our house.
Spasticated Cunt Nugget is a new one for me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)

cocking toss-monkey!
arse-raping cunt-badger!

animals make the best swears
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Alright Zebra-Twat?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:10, Reply)

not bad bollock-aye-aye

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Good, glad to hear it mackerel-feltcher.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:14, Reply)

up to anything exciting
you putrid cum-bat?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

I've been snowed under for the last week or so.
And I'm going to the pub in a bit.

What have you been doing, you scat-cat?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:19, Reply)

setting up fake crime scenes today
(which, considering we're near a busy rail line, might lead to some rumours)

you cretinous bollock crow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Is that for school or your website?
You crocodile vadge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:23, Reply)

college
they got to dig up bones and photograph them, all while wearing forensics suits. You cock sucking stoat monkey
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

That sounds a bit bent.
You crazed catheter of cantaloop cum.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

it's kinda relevant
since they are studying forensic photography...

goat-raper
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:28, Reply)

CSI:Swansea (or wherever it is you teach)
Donkey gobbler.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:30, Reply)

oo, found the original of that Friday song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FISHEO3gsM

(to be fair, I'm probably late on this shizzle)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Where the hell have you been?
I've been manning the fort here for all this time waiting for you to show your face.

I don't swear. I'm far too polite.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I've been busy Blousie,
But I'm here now!

(Although I am going to the pub in a bit)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Leaving again?
I see
I see

*goes off in a huff*
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I won't be late.
And I'm pretty sure tomorrow will be quiet, so I can spend a bit of time keeping you company on here.

How are you keeping?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I'm ok.
A bit rushed off my feet keeping the B3tans here entertained while your away doing whatever it is that you would rather do.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:30, Reply)

It was a good earner. I had to take it!
How entertaining have you been?

EDIT: Going to put dinner on, back shortly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Not very to be honest.
Just eating my dinner. Back in a bit.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

oh blousie
tell me how I managed to start talking to a guy and having the possibility of a date turn into him asking about my experiences and desires?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

can't you discuss those sorts of things on a date?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:41, Reply)

yeah
it sounds quite promising to me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:44, Reply)

it's not a DATE this is through email, it started as like he wanted to go on a date
but now he's all "wah it's hard growing up because I'm torn between my desires and experimenting or growing up and just being with one girl" and I'm like are you talking about sleeping with whoever or are you polyamourous and he's all "I like to take opportunities to have mutual fun and pleasure, whenever they arise"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Is he Welsh?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

He wants his cake and eat it.
There are quite of few of them on OK cupid.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

yeah, fair dos but ffs
never tell a man you live with lesbians
suddenly you're "open minded"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Never put broad minded on your profile because that must mean you're a S&M slut.

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

They do the best sandwiches and ready meals.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Jeff..............................................................................................LTI

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:59, Reply)

See. I knew you hadn't missed me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I did.
There was a little Jeff shaped hole on off/topic that I always noticed.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:01, Reply)

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.
To mark this, I'm going back to the kitchen to check the progress of my cooking.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I disabled my account a couple days ago.
I'm over it.
When this bloke asked me to tell him about my "experiences and desires" I said you first
he's suddenly not so quick to reply
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

disabled your account?
Did you change your profile to read. 'Hi, I'm Kristine and I'm in a wheel-chair. I like to dribble?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:59, Reply)

"please take advantage of me!"

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:01, Reply)

polyamourous.
Is he a dinosaur? ROAR!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

"me and my mate were masterbating to dinosaur porn
but then my mothersaurus"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I like that.

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I heard you'd been fucked in the gary by a dinosaur and when you woke up you
had a megasauras.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:56, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Tonight's tea!
I cooked it myself, with ingredients and everything. Frankly, it was shit.

Alt: it varies. Toss-nugget generally, if I'm shouting at other drivers. Or wank-stain.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Peter Rowell came back I see.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:56, Reply)

I hadn't noticed he was gone
Are you suggesting I was in any way responsible for either his disappearance or re-appearance?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:08, Reply)