Has anyone fallen foul of any April Foolery?
I believed the broadband cable carrying ferret story last year and when I was a kid my dad convinced me that our chickens had laid a pink egg. The best my mum manages is pointing out the window and saying "ooh look at that big bird". Every year.

Alt Q: My daddy is in the Independent talking about house boats. Hopefully this will assist them in selling the floating bastard. Have you ever been in the paper? Not including the personal ads. Hopefully Monty will be in the obituaries soon.

EDIT: IN AN EFFORT TO WIN PEOPLE BACK FROM DARTH'S THREAD I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT APPLE AND I HAVE A LESBIAN DATE TONIGHT AND WILL PROBABLY END UP IN BED TOGETHER. WE BOTH HAVE BREASTS...to an extent
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:25, 41 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alt: I was on the front cover of the Salisbury Evening News
mid-stagedive at Napalm Death in about 1988ish.

PS a) thanks a lot and b) April foolery = total cuntery
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

It's annoying isn't it?
It's just lying really. LIES. The Telegraph did a really rubbish one about Ed Milliband's wedding, claiming their source was Flora Lopi. I was right through that one, I'm like a detective.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)

like a t f
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I'm going to troll the shit out of your dad.
*ring ring*

Me: Hello mister kitty, Yeah I want to buy your houseboat for more than the asking price!
Him: Really?!
Me: Yeah IN OPPOSITE LAND
*dial tone*
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)

He's stronger than popeye you know, I'll have him beat you to death with an anchor.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)

last year i got a text saying "I know exactly what you've been saying about me and I can't believe you would do that to me"
and I was all wtf, cause for the first time I wasn't actually talking shit about her

alt: sure, when I was a kid talking about my best friend at the time, she's a convicted kiddie fiddler now, trufax
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)

haha at least you didn't reply with "I'm so sorry, I'll stop saying that stuff about you and I'll take down the posters"

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Darth should delete his thread now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Do you like breasts?
I like breasts.

You can smell the desperation can't you? I NEED ATTENTION
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Which are better though, dry breasts or soggy wet breasts?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

It's not funny.
My superboob is nearly dry now, but my bra isn't. It's got so much padding it's waterlogged.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Now I see your plan
Pad your bra with feminine hygiene products + 'spill' water = extra cupsize.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

damn
I was going to patent that. I actually have one of those water filled bras, it's well heavy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I'm not surprised it's heavy
I'd lol so hard if it froze in the bad winter.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I love em.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

bit of dyslexia there?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

ah ah

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)

oh god that made me smirk,
my sense of humour has finally descended to your level.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:56, Reply)

you're not shit
lol, APRIL FOOL!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

After midday
FAIL
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

it was worth it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

hahahahahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

It's after 12 you spastic.
Glad you could join my thread, would you like some tea and breasts?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

no tea for me thanks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

This thread is less bent than the one above

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I'm so desperate for validation I'm going to clutch at that compliment
There's a toy lion that's been in a charity shop in Chorlton for ages, it makes me think of you. I think I need more real life friends.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I'll keep an eye out for that
Fanks
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Also how does Darth have the gall to claim to be ignorant of the legend of Piston_Broke, I call bullshit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)

do you still live round here?
I'm worried now, I've been telling people you're my boyfriend.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I'm around there every other week, dealing with my childish tenants
They're really shit.
I think we've had enough b3tan pairing news for one day.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Has anyone gazzed Rachel to find out if she's killed herself ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I was in contact earlier
she was still alive. Shortly after the incident at least.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Phew
Baggsy credit for that meme
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:07, Reply)

*looks around*

*fucks off back to other thread*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

It's true, I'm lacking in actual breasts here
Kristine packs a pair but I think we need Amberl, Clendrix and Lusty on board before I can claim it's a breastalicious thread
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)

This thread is equally as good as Darth's
well done for working independently and trying until the end. Gold star.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)

mine aren't that large
I need implants or something
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)

as per your edit
OMG ME TOO, I LIVE WITH SUPER FIT LESBIANS AND I GET MY ROCKS OFF BY WATCHING THEM WRESTLE IN CHOCOLATE PUDDING
SWEET SWEET CHOCOLATE PUDDING
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Oh Boy, I fucking love Chocolate Pudding

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)

maybe I can talk them into giving you a show once you're back in the you ess of eh

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Well, I dunno, it would spoil my view of the pudding.
But if you reckon it's worth seeing then I'd be prepared to give it a go.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:06, Reply)

we may be able to substitute for some barbeque sauce or something

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I'm replying here
so that you can see what I've done with your name. I like people to see it when it's their turn.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)

*Sigh*, yet another grand social occasion I'm not invited too on account of my penis.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)