Ooooh I can do this one
In order: whatever's tickling my Xbox fancy at the time, currently Fifa 11, previously Red Dead Redemption, Bully and Mass Effect; Risk, Monopoly (various versions of both) and moving to technically there's no board but just cards games, Munchkin, Bohnanza and occasionally Magic; nah mate; none of your business; Ballroom dancing, football (does watching count?); not posh enough; not allowed needles since the Golden Leaves Rest Home incident ot '03; yes, just now.

Bet you're glad you asked.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Aha, I like a bit of Magic myself.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Ironically a couple of my FB games are effectively Collectible Card Games

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Xbox fancy
the new name for Darth's fun tunnel.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

That is BRILLIANT
I'm going to start incorporating the phrase "I'm off to unload a dirty protest through my Xbox fancy" into my daily vocabulary
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Just hope you don't encounter a Ring of Doom
I've heard they're quite problematic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

A RED Ring of Doom
Not yet. But I can assure you I'll tell you all about it when I do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I'd really rather you didn't.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

This was your idea, IN
Surely you want to see it through to its logical conclusion

*cackles malevolently*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I can't imagine a circumstance in which I'd like to 'see it' at all.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT
*strokes absurdly hairy cat, fingers facial scar absently-mindedly, etc*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I bet that's the closest YOU'VE ever been to a pussy and an axe wound
you raging bumder
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Oh very well done
Making a fanny joke out of a facial scar is nothing short of genius. Have an 8/10, and a click.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Oh come on!
A pussy AND an axe wound? That's a double-hitter! That's got to be at least a nine!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I think we established yesterday what happens when you question the marking system
Now take your click and your applause, and be contented.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)

You can't tell me what to do!
You're not the boss of me!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Just as well
I'd have you doing something really depraved.

Like BALLET
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEjPDS8Jp1E
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I know what that is without clicking it
In fact, it appeared in the responses to my FB status announcing I was going to be taking Ballet classes some time back.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)