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alt: can of rio and a chomp

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Don't touch what you can't afford.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:11, Reply)
I wouldn't touch you with Darth's...

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)
Darth would.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)
He'd be too busy buying 'Glee' stickers with his £1.00 pocket money from Gonz.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)
But then deny it and continue to live a lie.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Please
Call me gay if you want, but at least credit me with some standards.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)
Gay.
You ISO 9001 loving fruit.

Like that?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Not bad at all
Have a slightly generous 8/10
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Don't I get a score for the Glee post ^ ?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)
No
a) cos it was a tiny bit weird and b) not explicit enough
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)
The 'calling Darth a gay' game has too many rules.
I quit.

Who have Florist got this weekend?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Not THAT many rules
Process is as follows;

1) call me gay
2) receive marks, possibly applause, derision, clicks

EDIT; Sorry mate, Leeds away, on BBC1 tomorrow lunchtime. Your lot?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Home to Donny.
All being well I'll be able to watch your team on the telly in the pub before City play.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)
You'll batter Donny
Best of luck mate
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)
They beat us 5-2 last year.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)
You were shite last year
This year you're... oh
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)
You see the problem.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)
Yeah mate
I also see the likelihood of us playing you again next season rising each weekend
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:44, Reply)
I'm sure the Amici Wine bar will welcome back previous customers.
:(
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:49, Reply)
Now that my sister no longer lives across the fucking road from said wine bar,
I'd quite like to place a walkie-talkie in the middle of the bar, retreat to a safe (but still operable) distance and shout "LET'S 'AVE IT, YOU FUCKERZ" in a broad Bristolian accent. Then sit back and enjoy the confused fun.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:52, Reply)
Ooh, I can catch the 1st half before I head out to our game.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:42, Reply)
9/10 for speed.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Fuck off
I'll give out the marks, thank you

7/10. Speed; good. Originality; not so much.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)
You don't own marking! if anyone has the qualifications to do any marking it's me!
I just thought you had forgotten.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)
I'd have thought you'd have enough marking to do
Besides, if whoever sets the maths exams turned up and told you to fuck off and stop marking his tests, you would
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Yeah yeah, alright then.
I am going for a shit.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)
POIDH

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:33, Reply)
You disgust me.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Don't flatter yourself sweetheart
I disgust EVERYONE
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)
you're just after an action shot in the hope of seeing arsehole or helmet
we're onto you sunshine
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)
He's like Veronica Moser in reverse.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Don't know who that is, carry on

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)
It's just as well, really.
Don't Google her, whatever you do.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Don't see why not
Crackin' norks. The trick is to click on "images" first
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:41, Reply)
I felt truly sullied when a mate called up her site in an internet bar a few years ago.
*Bokes*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)
I'll stick with my solitary norks pic, cheers
However, what's worse; her site or Freema Agyemang's acting?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)
Her site.
No contest.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:44, Reply)
FUCKING HELL
I didn't think it was possible
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)
What would you rather look at?
Freema with the sound turned down, or a woman being shat on and into her mouth by fat German blokes?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:46, Reply)
I see your point
However, as I don't know this woman, the fat German blokes aren't sullying something I love
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)
Eh? A helmet? What on earth do you mean?
I think you must have me confused with someone else, old chap, I have no idea to what you refer... LOOK OVER THERE! A GIANT DISTRACTION!

*flees*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)
you're not helping yourself

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)
Come on
Realistically, can it possibly get any worse?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)

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