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alt: can of rio and a chomp
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:09,
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Don't touch what you can't afford.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:11,
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I wouldn't touch you with Darth's...
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:13,
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Darth would.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:13,
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He'd be too busy buying 'Glee' stickers with his £1.00 pocket money from Gonz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:21,
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But then deny it and continue to live a lie.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:21,
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Please
Call me gay if you want, but at least credit me with some standards.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:23,
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Gay.
You ISO 9001 loving fruit.
Like that?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:25,
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Not bad at all
Have a slightly generous 8/10
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:26,
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Don't I get a score for the Glee post ^ ?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:27,
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No
a) cos it was a tiny bit weird and b) not explicit enough
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:29,
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The 'calling Darth a gay' game has too many rules.
I quit.
Who have Florist got this weekend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:30,
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Not THAT many rules
Process is as follows;
1) call me gay
2) receive marks, possibly applause, derision, clicks
EDIT; Sorry mate, Leeds away, on BBC1 tomorrow lunchtime. Your lot?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:33,
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Home to Donny.
All being well I'll be able to watch your team on the telly in the pub before City play.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:35,
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You'll batter Donny
Best of luck mate
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:37,
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They beat us 5-2 last year.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:39,
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You were shite last year
This year you're... oh
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:42,
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You see the problem.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:43,
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Yeah mate
I also see the likelihood of us playing you again next season rising each weekend
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:44,
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I'm sure the Amici Wine bar will welcome back previous customers.
:(
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:49,
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Now that my sister no longer lives across the fucking road from said wine bar,
I'd quite like to place a walkie-talkie in the middle of the bar, retreat to a safe (but still operable) distance and shout "LET'S 'AVE IT, YOU FUCKERZ" in a broad Bristolian accent. Then sit back and enjoy the confused fun.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:52,
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Ooh, I can catch the 1st half before I head out to our game.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:42,
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9/10 for speed.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:24,
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Fuck off
I'll give out the marks, thank you
7/10. Speed; good. Originality; not so much.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:26,
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You don't own marking! if anyone has the qualifications to do any marking it's me!
I just thought you had forgotten.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:27,
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I'd have thought you'd have enough marking to do
Besides, if whoever sets the maths exams turned up and told you to fuck off and stop marking his tests, you would
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:30,
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Yeah yeah, alright then.
I am going for a shit.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:32,
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POIDH
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:33,
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You disgust me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:34,
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Don't flatter yourself sweetheart
I disgust EVERYONE
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:35,
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you're just after an action shot in the hope of seeing arsehole or helmet
we're onto you sunshine
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:35,
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He's like Veronica Moser in reverse.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:36,
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Don't know who that is, carry on
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:38,
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It's just as well, really.
Don't Google her, whatever you do.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:39,
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Don't see why not
Crackin' norks. The trick is to click on "images" first
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:41,
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I felt truly sullied when a mate called up her site in an internet bar a few years ago.
*Bokes*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:42,
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I'll stick with my solitary norks pic, cheers
However, what's worse; her site or Freema Agyemang's acting?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:43,
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Her site.
No contest.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:44,
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FUCKING HELL
I didn't think it was possible
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:45,
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What would you rather look at?
Freema with the sound turned down, or a woman being shat on and into her mouth by fat German blokes?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:46,
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I see your point
However, as I don't know this woman, the fat German blokes aren't sullying something I love
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:48,
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Eh? A helmet? What on earth do you mean?
I think you must have me confused with someone else, old chap, I have no idea to what you refer... LOOK OVER THERE! A GIANT DISTRACTION!
*flees*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:37,
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you're not helping yourself
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:37,
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Come on
Realistically, can it possibly get any worse?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:38,
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