K'dawg, I love you as much as it's possible to love someone you've only spoken to on text in public without getting all feely and all that....
... but I love the fact that just capitalised and said the word "Dumpass" as a non-sarcastic insult, and even better, said in anger.

My Ma' is the best ma' in the world for me, I know most people say that, but I mean it. I'm a right Mamma's boy, and I'm proud of that. Only times we argue is over the telly when I crash 'round, and even then we compromise and find something we both like. Always there for me, no matter how much of a mong I've been.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

:))))

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I've even said that if she wants to start dating Nigel Slater, she can, but no one else.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:12, Reply)

well she is a fucking dumbass, either that or thinks her hair is fucking made of gold, and it should be treasured and I should thank her for blessing my toothbrush with that spectacular gift
and if that's the case, then she's still a fucking dumbass

your mum sounds like a wonderful mum
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:01, Reply)

It's more that dumbass is on par with "Silly Saussage" over here =)
That is pretty rank, I wouldn't want anyone's hairbrush near my toothbrush.

She totally is =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:10, Reply)

oh, okay, well I mean she's a fucking idiot
said with lots of ANGER
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Do you have your own bathroom? That's awesome.
But what she be doing using it?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:18, Reply)

I'm the only one that sleeps on the main level of the house so I'm the only one that showers in it, but everyone uses it when they're hanging out
she was most likely using my flat iron
the bitch
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Do you have a rounded iron as well?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:37, Reply)

YES I DO

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:03, Reply)