Dumbass fucking people! UGH!
my roommates DUMBASS girlfriend was up in my bathroom apparently because her hairy fucking hair band was on my fucking toothbrush and I tell her to watch it and she's all "It's not like I have lice or anything"
REALLY. Would you eat food that had someone elses hair in it? NO.
Why the FUCK would I brush my goddamned teeth after your hair has been braided through my fucking toothbrush you stupid fucking cunt!

Know anyone such as this?
Should I just kill her in her sleep?

alt: favorite type of something, i don't know, just go on then and tell me about your mum, she's lovely innit
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:40, 145 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*sympathy reply*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I really don't understand people who don't respect other people's stuff.
My mum is as daft as a brush and drives me mental but I don't know what I'd do without her. She's 65 now, (I think), and I dread her leaving me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:52, Reply)

sounds like my mum
she's not 65 though
so we can't be sisters :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:59, Reply)

kill her with knives
My favourite type of cake is birthday cake, but it's not my birthday for, like, ages
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:54, Reply)

I'm thinking it's the only way, really.
Someone that ignernt shouldn't be allowed to live.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:58, Reply)

what's so special about birthday cake?
does it make it taste better because it's your birthday?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:58, Reply)

people always make nice cake for
peoples' birthdays. I don't think I had one last year though :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:00, Reply)

i made my own birthday cake this year
it was homemade and strawberry and oh so lush and bitter with dark chocolate ganache

if you were here i'd make one for you
lol i lie, i made that cake for my bff and decided i couldn't handle a second round of that mess and kept it for myself so i probably would only make a box cake for you
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:03, Reply)

i don't know what a box cake
is, but it sounds good to me :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:05, Reply)

premix, add water, oil, egg, blend, bake, serve

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:08, Reply)

K'dawg, I love you as much as it's possible to love someone you've only spoken to on text in public without getting all feely and all that....
... but I love the fact that just capitalised and said the word "Dumpass" as a non-sarcastic insult, and even better, said in anger.

My Ma' is the best ma' in the world for me, I know most people say that, but I mean it. I'm a right Mamma's boy, and I'm proud of that. Only times we argue is over the telly when I crash 'round, and even then we compromise and find something we both like. Always there for me, no matter how much of a mong I've been.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:58, Reply)

:))))

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I've even said that if she wants to start dating Nigel Slater, she can, but no one else.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:12, Reply)

well she is a fucking dumbass, either that or thinks her hair is fucking made of gold, and it should be treasured and I should thank her for blessing my toothbrush with that spectacular gift
and if that's the case, then she's still a fucking dumbass

your mum sounds like a wonderful mum
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:01, Reply)

It's more that dumbass is on par with "Silly Saussage" over here =)
That is pretty rank, I wouldn't want anyone's hairbrush near my toothbrush.

She totally is =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:10, Reply)

oh, okay, well I mean she's a fucking idiot
said with lots of ANGER
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Do you have your own bathroom? That's awesome.
But what she be doing using it?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:18, Reply)

I'm the only one that sleeps on the main level of the house so I'm the only one that showers in it, but everyone uses it when they're hanging out
she was most likely using my flat iron
the bitch
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Do you have a rounded iron as well?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:37, Reply)

YES I DO

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I feel weird about my mum
she's lovely and all, but mostly I see her as a warning of what I could become if I don't exercise and maintain my mental faculties
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:01, Reply)

I'm ok as I take after my dad.
All I have to worry about is a bad back.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:03, Reply)

In lots of ways I'm quite like my dad
same silly sense of humour, interest in sci fi and anything else that passes me by. But I think people are more likely to say I look like my mum. I get the fat, big boobs and yellow hair from her.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:19, Reply)

oh pfft
my mums side have horrible memories, my gran runs through the list of women in the family before getting to the right one
and my mum is very silly and daft, but she's so sweet and caring and genuine
too bad i got my dads anger and hatred for everything
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:10, Reply)

I'm so glad I didn't inherit my parent's misanthropy, they can be right miserable fuckers sometimes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:12, Reply)

do you ever notice doing things your parents do, not something you were taught, just a weird habit?
whenever I'm sitting in front of the computer I put my hand on my forehead like a salute, my dad does the same thing, only just noticed it recently
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:18, Reply)

i once made an obscure pun
based on gespachio soup sounding a bit like Gestapo soup at exactly the same time as my dad. Then I realised genetics existed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:23, Reply)

my dad and I get into it sometimes about actors or musicians
starts off as "who sings that song? michael jackson?" "no, it's marvin gaye" "that's not right" "yeah it is" "i bet you five dollars it's not right" etc etc
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:32, Reply)

I notice my parent's weird habits all the time, but not me doing them I don't think.
My mum occasionally whistles about eight notes from an eighties pop tune for no reason whatsoever, and says things in an accent or inflection that was relevant decades ago but totally lost on anyone else. Sometimes I think parts of her brain are trapped in a time warp.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:24, Reply)

sounds awesome

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Your mum.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:09, Reply)

My mum is ace.
She also went out with Wolf from Gladiators for five years. Best mum ever? Probably.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:47, Reply)

gross

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Has he got a small knob?
I bet he has. Can you ask your mum and get back to me.

Cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I use hairbands
and now my mum is dead. Coincidence???
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Bender!

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Not as bent as using "product" every day
which is the alternative...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:18, Reply)

That's what I did when I had long hair
trufax
( djtrialprice, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Bender!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:57, Reply)

He is that.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:03, Reply)

i don't even....

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:00, Reply)

My mum is an absolute window-licker
I love her and all, but she's mad as a box of frogs.

In other news, I think I've completely blown it with TC. I think now would be an appropriate time to get monstrously drunk and have a little cry.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:10, Reply)

how? really? or are you just convinced you have and it's nothing?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Could be either really
but I've certainly pissed him off.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:15, Reply)

rubbish :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Unbelievably so.
I texted him an hour ago; no reply yet. It really, really sucks to be me right now.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:18, Reply)

perhaps he's doing stuff and not near his phone?
people don't always text back straight away
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Mmm, possibly
but we were in the middle of a conversation though.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)

What did you do?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:26, Reply)

See below
I just keep saying the wrong thing.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Yeah, maybe he'll be all like
"sorry I had a shower and a wank and put a pizza in the oven and played some Wii Tennis and checked myself out in the full-length mirror for fifteen minutes then got the pizza out of the oven and then noticed my phone had run out of battery and you know how these modern phones take ages to boot then I fed my fish and the next thing I know it's eight twenty and I've got like sixteen texts and four voicemail messages and I'm a bit freaked out now."
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I'm not that mental or needy!
If I haven't heard back from him by the time I go to bed, I will text him again.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:24, Reply)

text him again. come out for SUSHI FUN TIMES tomorow night. In fact, fuck it, I'll do that anyway. Actually, now I come to think about it, why didn't I say I was going before? Gonz, you got a spare bed? Great ! I'll be there. Fuck him, mardy cunt anyway, donno who he thinks he is getting like that on the first day, phew, dodged a bullet there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I can't afford it Gonz, I'm sorry :(

(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:33, Reply)

MASSIVE SADFACE!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:35, Reply)

DAMN YOU INTERNATIONAL CREDIT CRUNCH CRSIS ! *falls to knees and holds arms in the air like Nick Cage in The rock when the jets fire at the island*
Next time though =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I've had three phone calls and two texts this evening
I'm definitely avoiding the person.
Hope this helps.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

What's it like to be wanted Rory?

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Indifferent
I have no interest and have told her as much without being a cunt, to no avail. It would appear a good season of bridge burning is required *cracks knuckles*
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Tell her you are sick of her incessant whinging
and that you are currrently having a wank over a picture of Susanah Reid off the BBC website.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I'd prefer her shopped into various porn poses
I wonder if she's got a hairy gash *ponders*
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I reckon she's tidyly trimmed
but not shaved
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Oh dear, so a mildly hairy bumhole
Perhaps she amuses her partner by retaining a 70's hairy gash for the lols on his birthday
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)

"Nononono, it was a compliment when I said you'd look like Anneka Rice when you're older so I'd still chuck my muck up you if I haven't seen my senses since then".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)

You must be one helluva guy.
In all seriousness, she must have self esteem issues to be chasing someone who is not interested.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Where would any of us be without sweet sweet desperation
You can smell it from ten yards
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)

yeah that would be crazy
who the hell would do that shit... :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

*puts hand up*
I think i've got an answer
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Booooooooo.
How certain?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Maybe 70% certain?
what a waste of new underwear :(
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

why? what happened?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:24, Reply)

He's been a bit iffy with me for the last few days
I said as much, he took massive offence, I tried to calm him down, it didn't work, I tried to calm him down again and haven't heard back from him.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Ignore me, I'm being shit.
I'd leave it for him to get in touch. I'm not expert on this shit but if someone had bugged me I wouldn't want to be bugged further.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Men are from Mars and women are from Venus innit.

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Well exactly
I'm not going to pester because that would be superlame and creepy, but that's not going to stop me from checking my phone every two minutes.

Why am I so shit?
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)

You aren't shit.
You just need to know where you stand.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Psssst, here's a hint.



It's on your own.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Fuck off, al.
I am desperately annoyed with myself and upset.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I am shit
I cannot believe I sabotaged this for myself.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:39, Reply)

if he's that tetchy
perhaps it would have happened eventually anyway.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Maybe.
he did say he was tired, I really hope it's just because of that.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)

^this
Unless there is something you aren't telling us then it's him. Better to know now then later when you've invested more emotion into the relationship.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)

CLAIRE RAYNER LIVES !!11!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:50, Reply)

No, I think I summed it up fairly
he does seem to be being overly touchy and insecure. But at the same time...perhaps I should have kept my mouth shut.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:51, Reply)

going out with someone you have to keep watching
what your saying with would suck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Yeah, I've just seen what he's put on facebook
I've fucked this up. I've fucking fucked up something I've wanted for fucking months. Fucking fucking FUCK.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:00, Reply)

What did he say?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:02, Reply)

arse
that's pretty insenstive of him to put it on facebook. I conclude from this that he is a dick.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:02, Reply)

That was my conclusion too

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)

this

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:05, Reply)

WTF
why put something on Facebook instead of telling you?
Is he 16?!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Actually, he might be
did we ever ask his age?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)

well he's an instructer so I'm assuming he's not

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Maybe he's one of those child prodigies

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)

are you insinuating berk is a kiddy fiddler?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)

He's nearly 27
old enough to not be the grumpy arsehole he's being.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)

old enough to man up and talk to you instead of posting shit on FB
tell him to get a grip on life and that YOU are not talking to him until he does.
YEAH that'll totally rattle his chains!
**may or may not actually work
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)

for what?
no use not being yourself in the beginning
it'll only make him think you're being a bitch later when you've tired of LIVING A LIE
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Nope, we all get mardy some times, but I believe that if you're in a begining of a relationship like that...
... then you should keep it to yourself or not come out to play at all, you're only on like you're third date or whatever, he could have gone "Sorry hun, in a bit of a mood, workstuffs, mind if I bail? I'll be shit company way and I'll be alright tomo", but no, he inflicted his grumbles on you, almost intentionally made you feel insecure.

Maybe he'll make it alright tomo, turn up on your door with some flowers or whatever, or maybe he can just go do one and stop being a little boy. Give him 'till tomo to make things right, and then see how the land lays.

There is a good show on Good Food + 1 channel, about guy who makes awesome chocolate sculptures, put that on instead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Is Man vs Food on?
I like that show.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Yup, it's on the non +1 channel now, so I'll watch it in an hour.
The gluttony on that show is amazing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:07, Reply)

He really, really love his burgers.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:09, Reply)

STOP STRESSING.
It will only make things worse.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)

perhaps it's time to shag gonz?
since he's offering
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I tell you what, if I was a girl, I'd be on that shit in a flash.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:31, Reply)

I second Noel
leave it for tonight, let it all calm down, and see how it goes tomorrow.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:33, Reply)

^this
Men don't feel the need to talk it through.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:35, Reply)

..one tip
don't take tips from me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)

I'm going with Noel here.
Leave it alone, let him contact you.
One thing about us ladies is we don't know when to leave well enough alone, and generally it just makes things worse.

The more people tend to bug me and ask why I'm not responding I will ignore them for days.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Holy fuck... is this what being right feels like?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Don't worry
it won't last
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:36, Reply)

doesn't mean you're right
just means some people agree with you. There is a difference
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Oh. Damn.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:37, Reply)

The lest he can do is text back to say "Sorry hun, it's not you, it's me, I've had a shit day, I'll get back to you tomorow".
After all, you did do that thing to him that he wanted from the film he saw on the DVD from the magazine in the corner shop with the silver foil around it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I would feel much better to receive a text like that
currently, however...nada.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:49, Reply)

YES ! YES ! REBOUND ! REBOUND !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Lol, cheers Gonz
it's good to have a plan B.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I hope you like Hollyoaks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Hi Rory
*waves*
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Alrite BGB
Shits goin down here tonight
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Innit!
Good job me and you are here to keep things real.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:27, Reply)

*Busts out a Tribe called Quest*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Good call *nods knowingly*

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)

You knows it !
Besides, didn't he always do that thing, with the thing, _sooo_ annoying. It's not that he's a bad person or anything, but you just can't help to stare at it... you know what I'm talking about.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Totally made a wicked awesome dinner.
/ac
French Lobster paste thing + wine + smoked garlic + dried chilli flakes* + spring onion + crayfish tails, reduce down, plonked in a dressed crab, put on some razor claims on top**, stired through pasta.... enjoying now =)

** Ermm, oookay, probs won't buy again though.

* Seriously, pointless, but I couldn't get any fresh mild chillis =((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:15, Reply)

What was wrong with the razors?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I think I might have over cooked them, the black gut bits taste well nice but their texture is slightly gritty.
And the long fleshy bit (which is only half the size of the shell =(((( ) which is quite nice but too rubbery, which I think would be my fault. I put them over the sauce and then put a plate over the top for 4 minutes so they steam open (they did), but maybe it was too long.

And I fucked up by putting too much of the pasta water in, I didn't realise how much was left in the pan =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Yeah, looks like about 2 minutes on a google.
Worth trying again I reckon, they're supposed to be awesome.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:31, Reply)

My mrs had them the other week at a restaurant and thought they were quite "Meh"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I've never tried them, but they're on the list.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I'm second-thinking these, I chopped and put the mussel bit into the pasta and I just took a bite where I got a peace with the guttsy bit, and it was well nice, I just think the bit I tried was gritty.... shame I already binned the black bit.
You're right, I'm going to give them a shot again and try it with two minutes instead. When I bought them, they were live too, can't get fresher than that, cheaper than scallops and similarish. Like a cross between scallops and a mussel (something I want to like, I don't dislike, but don't love).

Cooked properly and they'll be nice.

I love the fact that I have access to a real fishmongers and butchers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I like mussels, a few at a time anyway
and scallops are fucking divine. I'll be trying razors fresh from the beach on a fire one day, definitely.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Did you go to the one in Cockfosters?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Yeh', Poisson, it's a goldmine of amazing stuff, if a tad expensive.
Smoked garlic, amazing sauces, loads of local pickles. They had scottish lobsters today which are twice as much, but if they had the usual canadian ones I would have gone for them.

Also check out "Cockfosters Delictesant", they are soo amazing too, and they do real bagels too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)

I'll check them out
I like Poisson, had some really nice salmon and tuna from there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:52, Reply)

They'll also get pretty much whatever you want in if you phone up the previous day, and they've reserved things for me too.
They know what they're talking about if you ask for any advice. The last thing from there that I really want to try is Monkfish.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I've wanted to try Monfish for ages
but I have no idea what to do with it. But it looks so interesting, it must be good.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I reckon I'd want the textures and flavours of it, rather than mask it in something creamy or battered, at least for the first time.
I'm thinking a foil parcel with white wine, onion, garlic, chilli, ginger... thai flavours.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:05, Reply)

But I like it when they pan-fry fish and get the crispy skin too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Oooooo, but of lemongrass in there too
Sounds lovely.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Yeh ! Deffo, you can get little packets of thai flavours now, with all that stuff in one packet.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:07, Reply)

I prefer to put in all the spices separately personally
that way you get that sense of achievement.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I've seen a recipe for monkfish with ginger, garlic and that's about it.
Looks ace!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)

lobster paste?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Yup, it's this french thing, it's in the other room and I'm lazy, but I'll get the name for you later =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)